I assume Tommy boy was the desk user ;)
Scarlett, Snake, and/or Beach were probably the ones threatening death or bodily harm

loved it!

Lol, I couldn't help but laugh til my sides hurt.. the desk scene was beyond funny.. I also thought it was great fun to picture the various joes that threatened poor Psych Out...

So creative! It seemed very authentic. And the forthcoming article he mentioned is the perfect ending. :)

Yeah, really good story. But, nope, the narcissistic one is Stormshadow - definetely! And only Shelley would actually go along with it. Well done.

Brilliant!

Shame on you. You killed me with laughter. XD

OMFG They had sex on his desk! ROFLMAO That's so hilariously wrong!

"The author was told to do something physically impossible and morally objectionable in at least three religions to himself, and his relationship with his mother and te family dog was also questioned."

That just made my day. Absolutely hilarious. I still have tears running down my face. D

Very interesting! Reads like an actual psych paper in a journal. Excellent spelling, grammar, and composition. Hilarious content (and I'm guessing Falcon for the attention-seeker/narcissist). Oh, and posting some of those "previous papers" might be rather amusing...

Overall, very good story. Keep it up.

Hannibal

*laughs* Poor Psyche-Out, but he must have some serious thrill issues and/or be just as insane as the rest of them to ask any Joe that sort of question and expect a straight answer without being beaten to a pulp/having some serious mental scarring done to him.

I love the titles of his papers too XD

I'm guessing that the couple that used Psyche-Out's desk were Storm and Sherry. _ Storm has the sense of humor to do something like that. Anyway, I'm glad that you aren't dead! Please keep up the excellent work!

"This may have been intended to make the author feel uncomfortable, but fortunately as a doctor the author was immune to such things."

Somehow, I don't think he was as unaffected as he thinks. :D

This is brilliant, pure and simple. It reads exactly like a research paper, too, which just adds to the overall deliciousness of the story.

S/SE and F/LJ are the two canon couples, but who were the other two pairs? I'm guessing Flint was the one who was offering the detailed history. I see others think it was Storm Shadow using the desk, but who was he with?

Hehehe! The desk scene was classic! I really enjoyed the story and laughed through the whole story. Great job!

Oh Lord...poor Psyche Out. That's all I can say between laughing and cringing at the mental trauma he goes through while trying to help unwilling patients with their mental trauma. Poor man...he's really trying to help, even if being nosy.

Of course, I completely understand the reactions to his sex research.

Great story!

It would be great if you wrote about an incident or three while he was collecting the data.

An other interesting paper could explore the combat effectiveness of couples when paired and unpaired situation. He could explore if the 'no relationship' rules in the military are warranted.