Umm... it's LSD not LDS. LDS is short for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. You meant LSD which is short for Lysergic acid diethylamide, the psychedelic drug.

Hilarious!

Kudos for putting them in a cave! All it needed was a sudden onslaught of Pon Farr and my life would've been complete :)

That being said, I highly enjoyed this fic.

"Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain?" I laughed quite profusely at that. Good job!

Funny, but you forgot to play into the total silliness of Spock or Kirk getting pregnant by the other, as if that could happen. Pregnancy would kill even a Vulcan male