*laughing* damnit I thought he was talking about Texas his Glasses ...which used to belong to Mexico.. LOL but Corn *dies laughing*

bwahhhaaaahahahahahah that was awesome

i thought it was Texas at first. .' good story! BRAVISSIMO!

I love this story! It feels like Alfred grew up in the Midwest (like me), where there are Corn Festivals XD

I don't know what's sadder...The fact that I can totally see this happening or the fact that I'm reading this and not doing my homework(This is better than homework though!)...

Oh well!Loved the story dahling!

CORN. /CORN/ !

HOLY SHIT ALFRED IS SO SRS ABOUT HIS CORN. FOR REAL. /FOR REAL/ I'M GOING TO HIGHLIGHT EVERY MENTION OF CORN IN MY BOOK.

*SQUINTS AT THE USUK AND SPAMANO*

AMAZING DELICIOUSNESS. ARTHUR IS SO BLITISH, HOLY SHIT. /SO BLITISH/. "HE ALWAYS MANAGED."

GILBERT. /GILBERT/ I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING WHEN I READ IT, I WAS LIKE BITCH YOU BETTER NOT BE SHIPPING US/MEXICO OC.

WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE QUEEN. FELICIANO LEAKING NOISES. LMAO AT ARTHUR PRETTY MUCH TRYING TO COMMIT SUICIDE.

CORN.

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LIET LOVES IT, BB, WILL READ ON GLOOMY DAYS. C8

GOTTA TAKE THE TRASH OUT NOW IF I DON'T WANNA GET A RAPE.

this is amazing. 8D