Yes, Harry is finally going to eat well and have decent clothes-but Privet Drive really isn't his home. Will the wards hold when he finally realizes that?

I wish there was a bit more dialogue. It would give the story more life and emotion.

Do continue. This IS good. I like this twist with Snape as Harry's reaper or death or whatever.

Lovely!

Whisper were spoken as smell groups huddle over papers in th great hall. "Seamus whatis all the fuss about" I asked as I sat down, he looked up and me a handed ove his copy of the 'The Daily Prophet'. The headlne read Rita Skeeter found dead in Hogsmeade.

Bug slugs, no return!

Cute fluff.

roflrofl!

Why in the world didn't this happen in the book?

XD

This was a fabulous, ridiculous little read that made me giggle for quite a while :D

LOL muggleborn revenge-I can't list the number of times I've wanted to eliminate the annoying pests in my life with a can of RAID.

This was hilarious! I read it at work and actually gave a burst of laughter before muffling myself. People in the cubes around me were asking what I found so funny; eep...

Very bizarre one-shot. Rita is probably dead, after getting hit with RAID like that. I doubt the Aurors will be able to solve this murder. An adult dead in an alley for no apparent reason, with nothing to indicate that it was the Killing Curse. A magical scan will probably show the poison in her system, but no one will know what it is. Muggle pest control sprays can't kill a human except in large amounts. It might make a person sick, but it would take a lot to kill. The Aurors won't be able to solve it, and it will be a cold case for years to come.

Cynthia

Nice death scene. Damn Rita deserves it. Fun little snippet into the world of a much more ruthless trio. I love it and would love to see some more little snippets of how they could react to other situations in canon.

Good story I always thought Hermione was naive, I liked the fate of Rita.

Harry and Luna would make a good couple, movie Luna anyway as anyone who can love Ron or find anything worth loving has to have something very wrong with them.