That was immensely entertaining.

Wow...I can't believe he had the audacity..

So clever! Jeez Slytherins are just the best. Snape’s reaction would be priceless. Thanks for writing and sharing!

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME

oh my gosh. He's such a little git, not in a bad way. But he's definitely a weirdo.

loved it!

I absolutely loved this, loved the originality

Hahaha, poor Minerva.

Haha, this was funny and adorable!

This is amazing!

I second what Guest:Penelope said. I was waiting for it to happen

Okay. So this was really cute and absolutely adorable, but I kept crossing my fingers for this to happen:
(Professor McGonagall storms into Dumbledore's office, holding Draco's late paper in hand.)
McGonagall: I think you'll be pleased.
Dumbledore: (grabs paper) And why Minerva, would you presume that?
McGonagall: I just caught Miss Granger and Mr Malfoy in the Restricted Section!
Dumbledore: I see no reason why they shouldn't be there.
McGonagall: Oh, don't give me that look, read the damn report!
Dumbledore: (Starts to read paper, Oohing and Ahhing every so often and giggling when it got to the "nasty" bits.) He does have quite the imagination.
McGonagall: Are you that inarticulate? HERMIONE GRANGER WAS HAVING SEX WITH DRACO MALFOY IN THE RESTRICTED SECTION!
Dumbledore: It's called the Restricted Section for a reason.
McGonagall: W-what?
Dumbledore: Oh, yeah. I won't go into detail, but back when I was their age, I had mad game with the bitches. Just ask Grindewald.

Damn! Poor McGonagall getting such an essay from Draco. I loved it. Lol.

Limpid? Heh. Malfoy sure does have a vocabulary..

Great story and idea. Probably one of my favorites. Great characterization of Draco and Hermione.