Reviews for A Construct Walks Into a Bar
ZeroHope2Survive chapter 1 . 6/2/2009
The ending... was the perfect pun. It was brilliant. It was graceful, beautiful and positively stunning. You are my hero.
Erin chapter 1 . 5/27/2008
That is both the very best and the very worst thing I have ever read in my entier life. I love it! The metaphysical dicotomy just makes it that much better!
PirateMych chapter 1 . 9/26/2006
I can't believe I never reviewed this before; I think I've read it six times, and shared it with a bunch of my OS-lovin' friends.

Anyway, I'm basically going to say that this is flippin' hilarious. You managed to work in a lot of tired but still funny jokes in a voice that kept them from sounding stale and put them all in context. That was a pretty amayzing accomplishment. (Yes, amayzing with Y. Go watch Seussical the Musical.)

That, and well, you hated on Melfina and you gave the love to Harry and Fred. Which I condone. *thumbsup* :D
TheOneYouCallWe chapter 1 . 8/6/2006
I've read the first few paragraphs, and I STILL can't (couldn't) believe it. Harry? Psycho-Harry? Cyborg-posessive-abusive-would-make-a-horrible-husband-but-is-still-cute-in-his-own-twisted-18-year-old-way Harry?

...holy crap, you just wrote a miracle, m'dear.

-TheOneYouCallWe
Blood Everlasting chapter 1 . 6/5/2006
... I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time. You're grammar was great, thank the powers that be otherwise I wouldn't have bothered reading it to begin with, and your sentence structure was creative and wanderful. I love this story. I hope that there are more on your penname to read. Gonna go check it out now. Keep up the cheesy humor and fun writing style and take care.

Love and Peace,

Doves and Geese,

Blood
Umino Ayame chapter 1 . 4/14/2006
*falls over laughing* i love it when it makes no sense. and the last line killed me dead. great job! you made me laugh XD
Azamiko chapter 1 . 12/9/2005
That...is the coolest OS fic I've ever read...heck, it beats every humor fic 'cept MAYBE one or two Naruto ones and one bleach one (and that one only because I've been reading it for all 2-hundred-and-something chapters!) Possibly the funniest one-shot EVER!...If only because of the Stoppard reference...that was...brilliant...just brilliant! _ I didn't catch it with the last name, but when you said the four...hahahahahahahaha! (It helps that that was one of my favorite things to read in school.) In fact, you are now going on my favorite authors list...
Bella Snape chapter 1 . 8/9/2005
OMG! -gasp- AIR! -snort giggle- Oh I could just see that happening! -falls over laughing- Wow that was funny. -wipes away a tear- woo!

~Bella
Rinoki Rio chapter 1 . 8/6/2005
hehehe that was too funny -

Never seen a HarryFred fic though

It's an interesting and funny change -

Fred's right about Melfina though, how many times DOES she get naked in the anmie? why bother? You just have to get dressed all over again.

Anyhoo, funny fic! Enjoyed reading!

Bye-cha!
Jen chapter 1 . 7/2/2005
Oh my, that was sheer brilliance! D

I love the obscure allusions to Rosencrantz and Gildenstern :P [D]

Also, very cool username...

My two favortie Outlaw Star charaters...I never imagined there could be such a cool fic about them, nor one so well crafted and amusing.

Good luck and such,
Tori chapter 1 . 7/31/2004
::dies laughing::! Kudos! Kudos!
TM LB chapter 1 . 10/30/2003
This is so cool! Well done
Amelia Glitter chapter 1 . 9/14/2003
*cracks up* I want a 'gaydar'! *snuggles Harry and Fred, her bishies of the moment* Yeah! I was just thinking about writing a fanfic starring them together when I came across this one! Of course, mine will be serious... o.O; Heehee...
JoltySpaz chapter 1 . 3/6/2003
Funny
ScholBoyBrad211 chapter 1 . 2/5/2003
Cool fic. Keep up! .~
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