"The Alpha and the female are aroused." Jeff commented, scooching out from behind the microwaves to a cooker, just so he could get a closer look. "They've closed the distance a little more this time. This could mean good news."

"Definate arousal." said Jeff. "Now, lets see where this mating game goes today…will an electrical appliance be sold with an extra added bonus of lunch?"

LOL! Made my day : )

- Liv

Wow...kinda surprised Casey didn't just shove the camera up Jeff's behind anyway, since I can't imagine John Casey being much for having his privacy invaded. Especially since it shows him getting made all fuzzy teddy bear with Ellie ;)

Awesome job!

This was so freaking funny. I loved all of it, but this part made me snort:

"I know what you were doing, you numb-skull." hissed Casey as he dragged Jeff and his camera away from Ellie. There was a jolt as Jeff was shoved up against the wall between two fridge freezers. "You point that thing at me or her again, you poke your nerdy face into our business and I swear that the next thing that camera shows, will be the inside of your intestines after I shove it up your ass. Do you understand?"

Very funny and I can't wait to see the next documentary. :)

Love it! So many fun things! My favorite is the fact that Jeff is all shaky with the camera except when he's filming the hotties! And then the smokin' hot Jellie interlude. Casey can pop my toaster any day...

Also Jeff's unintentional double entendre re: lubrication. And then Chuck's reaction to Casey going to lunch with Ellie...

Are we going to get a sequel to this?

I practically jumped out of my seat when I saw "Jeff" in the description! What a hilarious, crazy guy. :) This is undoubtedly the best documentary I've seen. Jeff's narration just makes this so freaking awesome. Great job and thanks for writing!

B!

I seriously love this. Oh, the things Jeff can come up with when intoxicated and left to his own devices. (Even Lester is sometimes frightened of his... ingeniousness. ;) )

And this? This was pure genius, my friend.

Jeff's take on everyone was fantastic, and I love that you included everyone! Not just yours and my favorite, Jellie-ness, but there's Chuck and Sarah, Morgan, Lester... Everybody, from Big Mike on down to Skip... and of course, Bunny. :D "I live for your smile" Bunny. :D

...I'm sensing a new ship. What to call it? Jenny? Hm. Junny? wait! Buff! It's the Buff Ship! :D

Just fantastic. ;)

~K

so funny! this was great and the ending fitted Jeff so well. a follow-up would be awesome! :D

This is the best wildlife documentary there is... Casey's there. Fantastic, as always, I must say. Jeff never fails to amuse me. :D