Could you do vampire kyon fanfic
Thank.

I like the part where Kyon summed up his life. FANG POWER!

"I'm a vampire, nyoro!"
cracked me up. Hahaha
nice time bashing 'em

Vampires don't sparkle! But Tsuruya can do whatever she likes just because...Well she's not an infuriating marketing ploy. That and she does suit being a vampire. Unlike a certain someone whose name starts with 'E' (And whom has suffered endlessly throughout multiple stories of mine)

Also on a side note, I'm not exactly sure what super-hot-vampire-smoked-cheese-sex entails but Kyon is definitely up for it. Another hilarious story!

...vampires don't sparkle in the sunlight, Kyon!

Also, we never saw the vampire headquarters place.

Honestly, it's kind of hit or miss for me. I guess I'm just more into the brutal evicerations thing (*cough*Hellsing*cough*).

Lol nice quick fic! - nice description of most of the characters too ;P though even im at a loss as to what Kyon's name could be...

and PLEASE send Tsuruya to get me xD wouldnt mind her nibbling at me anyday hahaha xD

It was a little bit funny, even if I don't tend to like this kind of fics. Mostly, there's this cool-sounding idea someone has, and then a fic is written about it. Problem is, other than the idea, there tends to be very little content. This one has, "Tsuruya is a vampire," and that's it.

What makes it funny is the parody aspects of it, even if they could stand to be a little less blunt. And funnier, but that's always a possibility to perfection.

Done correctly, the 'Tsuruya hunting them down' thing could work, though I would rewrite it to avoid vampire cliches. Maybe Tsuruya has cannibalistic instincts or is as crazy as anyone from Higurashi. Whatever the case, nice Take That at Meyer.

It was a little short and not really all that funny. To be honest, it's not your best work. I give it a C

Tsuruya's a vampire. I wonder if she can beam spam like a certian sibling of the Scarlet Devil can. In any case, this definitly did it's job of making me LOL.

Why yes, it is about time someone did a crack-parody of New Moon. I completely support your parody of the insult to English that is the Twilight Series (actually, it's more of the movies I hate than the actual novels). But anyway, I hope you can keep this up. I look forward to the possible additions to this fic. Makes me wonder who the hell the other vampires are (possibly Kunikida, Taniguchi, Kimidori, Ryoko the Sadist Artist, and the other minor characters) and also the werewolves... this might be interesting...

I know you probably expect a super-review, though when it comes to crack, I find it hard to critique or praise seriously.

~Mr. Wang

even though this is crack, his description of everyone is dead on. it wouldve been interesting if you wouldve continued it to see what the other vapires were like (meaning if they were all crazy like tsuruya) and what the werewolve's pov was. but where you ended it was good enough. i am looking forward to your other stories. laterz

This fic made me WTF in a good way. It's nice how you made fun of a lot of fanfiction clichés here, possibly without meaning to. Damn Twilight...

This was funny! Who would've thought that Kyon would've ended up with Tsuruya of all people?

Unusual everything really, but I totally enjoyed it. It was so funny I was loling every couple of sentences! XD