That was awesome! I love Maximum Ride, but didn't really like the last 2 (mainly because of Dylan). This was really funny XD

If I gathered all the poets and writers in history-Shakespeare, Jonson, everyone- they would not be able to covey my UNDYING LOVE for this parody. My stomach actually hurt I was laughing so much. Excellent work.

this is hilarious! please upload the nexy chapter soon! :))

*dies of laughter* I have ony seen two paRODIES LIKE THIS OF ANY QUALITY, BUT YOURs is my favorite (sorry about caps, it got pressed and I'm to lazy to retype)

Well, I can't say it isn't better than the actual book was...

You lied! There are 3 chapters! AND you asid there'd be 5 per post! Liah! *dramatically points at said Author* And by the way, your story's awesome. And i've been on somewhere around 50 times, but I'm too lazy to review. But you better write.

I JUST READ WITHOUT HACKING MY SIS'S ACOUNT THIS TIME

I LIKE HOW EVENTHOUGH U ARE MAKEING FUN OF IT IT IS STILL CLOSE TO THE TRUE STORY

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!

ANYWAY MY LONG! FAV PART WAS...

Soliloquy: ...First Angel talking about Fang dying, and now this? Another bird kid! This is incredible! This is amazing! This is shocking! This is-

Fang: *yawn*

Max: Fang, could you please show a little more interest?

Fang: *shrugs* Emo.

Dylan: Hai there. I'm awesome.

Dr. Hunther-Hagen: Well, it's been a pleasure chatting with you for the last five seconds, but it's really late, so Dylan and I had better go leave you shell shocked by his mere existence and hit the sack. Kaythanxbai. *leaves, with Dylan*

Patrick: *unphased* Well! I certainly never expected that! Did you know there were more of you?

Max: Nope.

Iggy: ...What? Max, do you have the memory of an amnesiac Goldfish?

Max: What makes you say that?

Iggy: He-llo. End of book one? Bird chick?

Max: Oh. Right...Shut up, Iggy.

Iggy: ...You know, I'm glad that Fang does what he does at the end of the book.

Max: ...What?

Iggy: Nothing.

Soliloquy: At this point, I am officially weirded out by Angel. I mean, I love her, but she's starting to go higher and higher on the WTF scale. Currently, she and Gazzy are sleeping next to each other-it'd be cute if one of them wasn't the devil incarnate-

Angel: *murmurs* I heard that...

Soliloquy: And Iggy's off in a corner...sulking, or something. I've never really understood his motives-I mean, seriously, what the hell is he trying to do? He already found-and ran away from-his parents, he has no desire to save the world, he has no love interest, and his closest companion is an overly flatulent eight year old. Seriously, what the hell is his purpose? Nudge and Gazzy are in it for the protection-they're like the children of Fang and I-Angel is trying to destroy humanity as we know it, and Fang and I are trying to protect and parent the flock, but Iggy has no purpose whatsoever. Seriously, what the hell? Is he...here because of the family, or something?

Narrator: Max, shut up.

Soliloquy: It pisses me off.

Fang: Don't think about what Angel said. Remember, she's just a mind reading, mind controlling, amphibious, shape shifting, super intelligent, evil, creepy, bird kid. When has she ever been right?

Max: Fang, you're an idiot.

Fang: Besides, if she's right...well, I'm glad. It has to be me first. Not you.

Max: An emo idiot. Go to sleep, Fang.

SRY FOR LONGNESS AND...

Mr. Chu: Yes...collecting the new subjects...approximately fifteen minutes...Jet Alone...suicide...leaves the Flock...Snape kills Dumbledore...

Max: The hell?

Mr. Chu: Now, come, my refugee children! I have candy in my van-er, tent!

Refugee Children: Yay!

Mr. Chu: Now...to the Chu cave!

Soliloquy: Mr. Chu led them all into a first aid kit...and none of them came out. Creepy, no? I checked inside, but there was no one there. Ooh...foreshadowing! And, instead of doing the smart thing and looking around for them, I went back to the tent to stare at Fang.

ROCK ON IT VERY GOOD

HERE SOME PIE(APPLE) FOR THE GOOD STORY

UR BEST _ EVER, BRADEN

AND SRY FOR LONG NESS

hi this braden again I hacked my sis's account

SH! (dont tell her)

I only made it to cahp 11 today so going to read more 2night

anyways, my fav part was

Soliloquy: We went outside. And then we made out. Just like that. So much for dramatic build up...

Narrator: Fang-1. Dylan-0. Max II-0.

Max: Wait, what?

Narrator: ...Nothing.

Fang: Romance!

Max: Hey, he isn't emo anymore!

Fang: I couldn't stand seeing you get shot at today.

Max: ...Never mind. -sigh-

Unspecified Person: Max!~ Fang!~ It's dinner time!~

Fang: ...Dude!

UP: What?

Fang: Hello? Making out? Hot chick?

UP: Oh. Sorry...

Fang: ...God.

Max: So...can we still...?

Fang: No. Just...no. The mood is ruined now.

UP: Hey, I said I was sorry...

Fang: Go to hell, Unspecified Person!

UP: *sulks*

AND...

Angel: I can apparently read her mind, but don't know about Mr. Chu. This will no doubt be explained crappily over the course of the book, but for now the readers remain mystified.

YOUR STORY STILL AS AWSOME AS EVER

ROCK ON RIGHTER

UPDATE SOON I PROBALY READ 5 CHAPS THEN READ U LOL THING (PARDORY OR SOME THING)

YOUR ( WORD OF YOUR CHOSEING) BRADEN

lol lol lol lol lol that is so funny my fav part was

Max: Anyways, in case you didn't read the last few books, he's hot. Uber hot. Because apparently emo guys are like that.

Fangirls: Fang is not Emo! He just dresses in pure black and never talks to anyone!

Max: *eye roll* Fine. Emo wannabe.

and...

THE WHOLE THING

this fan fac is awsome

AND YES ANGEL IS SO RANDOM!

AND...

HOW COULD JAMES PATTERSON EVEN FATHOM KILLING FANG OMG(and i am a boy and i NEVER NEEVER ! say omg)

any great fAN FAC

BYE U FRIEND(mybye: not really) BRADEN YAY

LOL

-laughing hysterically-

That was awesome! You must update soon. If you don't I will be forced to track you down and MAKE you write it. Absolutely brilliant...this book needed to be parodied. :)

-peace

Love the spoiler...

"Was Walt Disney really Anti-Semitic?"

I stayed at the Animal Kingdom Lodge, and I swear to God there was a swastika embroidered smack in the middle of one of the wall decorations.

Just sayin'.

But anyways. Good job yet again.

All I have to say is: lolololololololololol. That doesn't even make any sense, but watever!

Funny. JP had a ghostwriter? How long?

I agree this book needed a parody all its own. I love MR, but I was really disappointed in Fang. Meh. Max suddenly became so incapable of dealing with her life. The Flock was right. Those two couldn't work well together any more.

-P.W. Bing

I just read FANG today. Still really depressed. I love your story! Death. To. Dylan. Fang is way hotter! I mean, he has emo hair! I love emo hair!