This is so beautiful... I love all your references

How is eating a child's birthday cake this funny?! I can barely stop laughing. 10 out of 10.

"Where are you going, Padawan?" the Jedi Master asked, surprised.

"To let myself out," Obi-Wan replied woodenly.

"But, Obi-Wan, we're in the middle of hyperspace," Qui-Gon protested.

"Yes," Obi-Wan answered evenly. "I know."

I laughed so hard at this part I woke my brother up... whoops

I am CRYING laughing! Qui Gon is such an IDIOT, I love it! Poor Obi, you're not worthless, you're priceless 3
I lost it when I googled floccinaucinihilipilification only to discover that it is in fact a real word.

I have never laughed so hard at words in my life. I love this, great job. Your Anakin is a perfect little snob whom I love to hate!

Lol that was hilarious. But he made it. Wow. That cracked me up thank you for writing this.

xD THis is really great.
But I'm not even trying to pronounce these super long words! And I did not google them either. I'm a bit afraid what the translation would bring me

Damn that was funny! I was laughing so much throughout it the people around me started looking at me. Embarrassing... but oh well. That was amazing!

I can't say I'm upset Schmi got away, but his name is not Job-iWan Kenobi. Great that Mace and Yoda had his back.

We all know to what lengths Anakin will go to truly experience that lung problem for himself.

Wow, you really don't like him, do you? :o

Love the recursive fanfic.

Love the shelf! As a veteran of an insane roomie or two, my sympathy is so much with Obi-Wan.

Wow, looks like Ani never learned when to shut it.

I can't. I physically can't. Your story is killing me. It is hilarious.