irate chipmunk or flash...easy mistake to make.

Ohmigosh... Did Batman just quote Star Wars? This was brilliant

I imagine that would be worth it, lol. If only I could see his actual face instead of using my imagination... Sorry, daughter of a comic book inker. Just think it would be cool.

YYWKMN.

I enjoyed the plot twists at the end, coming one on top of another as Wally and Tim put one over.

I had trouble at the start with the opening conversations; even a paragraph of scene-setting could tell me who was part of this radio conversation.

Later the term “earpiece” kept making me think of a radio headset. But of course what are those little Flash wings called—"little Flash wings"?

Oh this was all sorts of witty banter that gets me so tickled. I loved it. XD I especially love Alfred's line at the end. Good time. Good job.

(begins to hum the Green Hornet theme song) I love reruns.

...I can completely imagine Flash doing that just for the look on Batman's face. I mainly read this to get a better feel for Flash, and I certainly got that. AWESOME.

No. Not if you value your childhood.

Okay, after a crappy work day, this fic totally made my day. When I first started, I thought you'd just have Wally ruin part of the car, but I didn't think he'd total it! And for a moment I thought you were going to have Wally give Bruce the Love Bug, which would have been awesome, but giving him the Green Hornet's car is even better. Thanks for the pick me up!

oh bats is sure evil but wally got him in the end. you did an Exhalent job on this.

Oh wow... Only Wally West. :)

I haven't seen the TV show, but I've listened to a lot of the old radio episodes... So finding the Hornet woven in here was hilarious. I especially love the ending.

And the conversations at the beginning, come to think of it.

"Holy scratches on the Mortal Kombat disk! Help!

Bat guano on the windshield! Tim!

Iced mochas thrown out by John just because they're past their expiration date! (I mean seriously, he knows that kind of thing wouldn't hurt me so what's the deal with cleaning out the Watchtower 'fridge and tossing the lot down the drain while I was still planetside?) Guys!"-I didn't quite get who said what when I first read this, but going back it struck me how funny this actually was. I especially loved the parentheses in Flash's exclamation and how it was so rambling compared to the other two. :)

"Timothy Drake-otherwise known as Robin the Third Bruce's Wasted Attempt At Not Screwing Up A Kid"-second favorite line. (Though I'd say he did a lot more than just screw up Jason, but there you go.)

""Third Boy Wonder, Wally. Third.""-Ouch. Wow. ... And maybe that wasn't really *supposed* to be funny, but the morbidity made me laugh anyway.

Oh, also love the Star Wars line.

Didn't see any typos this time around. Thanks for writing!

Ashe

I read this yesterday morning, and it put me in a good mood for the rest of the day, so thank you for that!

Holy scratches on the Mortal Kombat disk! Help!

Bat guano on the windshield! Tim!

I think I'm going to have to memorise those, and then use them whenever I can.

Ah, so good...

I've never seen The Green Hornet, but I looked up the car and I would love to see Batman and Robin driving around in that.

I actually think the car I saw is the one in the movie you were talking about!

Once again, you are a great humorist. I was confused by the intro, but once I got to the main chunk of the story, it made artistic sense. Was CecilZilla a character from the comics or something? I haven't heard of him before, but then again, it might have been more like entering in on a conversation midway through. Everyone else knows what they're talking about, so they don't explain it. Ah well, entertaining to say the least.

Loved the way you took reference from that other ABC show based on a comic book with an iconic car. Another great story about The Flash's interactions with the Bat Family. Keep it up!

*insert one really long Bwah-ha-ha! here since ffnet tends to cut off repeats.*

Too much fun there, Ky. Totally worth it at the end.