This was disturbing, hilarious, unusual, bizzare, ridiculous, cruel, awkward, cute and a variety of other adjectives I don't have the time to type.
Awesome!

Mikey trying to curse but can't, ack my sides! Too funny!

What the hell did you create? I'm contemplating laughing or questioning my existence. I love your story to death I sweaar! XD

Oh my gosh- I freaking love satire! Great job! Your sarcasm is perfect! The last line was definitely one of my favorites! Congrats on being fan-freaking-tastic!

I can't seem to stop laughing like a lunatic...and the sad thing is that I write similar stuff in my head when I'm hyped up on caffeine, but I never seem to make it to my computer before I crash. This was SO FUNNY...

...Wooooooooow...

Mikey CLEARLY has an innocent soul because he would swear like a sailor all the time in his room...

Omg this is hilarious! I am so glad I stumbled upon this little jem. You are a master at writing comedy! I haven't read or written any fanfiction for over a year now, but I see I have a lot of catching up to do, and lots of good stuff to read now that I am back. On to the next part I go!

You know... I saved this for a day I felt rather uninspired. Well, No damn way I can write the angst chapters of my fic NOW! DEAR JEHOSHAPHAT... Why did I think this would help? Maybe I should have run screaming at the summary instead of clicking that StoryMark. The gay robots might in the other summary have helped me write TMNT angst better. My brain has now been whitewashed of all residual torture and horror and Mikey won't be able to even cuss in his own head despite extreme provocation and horrible fear of losing a brother.

I hope you're happy! You evil sparkly fic writer... ruining a great flow and angst buildup that required a massive dose of terror to build up. AUGH! Now I gotta go read the follow up...

So I should be applying for jobs, but I decided this was more worth my time. Unemployment check be damned! If this is the stuff you come up with when overdosing on caffine and sugar...drink more. Stick and IV in your arm and feed is straight into your veins because this was hillarious!

I love that Raph laughed the whole time AND clotheslined him. Classic! And both of them having three babies...that had me cracking up. I wont bother reading a fic with turtle pregnancy in it because its just a rediculous notion, honestly. But the mocking of it however...LOVE!

Fantastic. Thanks for the read! I needed something blatantly funny!

AJAHAHAHA. .

OHGOD. greatest thing ever. similar things happen to me when incaffeinated. except i doodle instead of write.

oh fu-cheese.

Greatest. Fic. Ever.

*snort*

Funny as he-eck.

xDD WOW! That was freakin' funny as all get out! Seriously, I totally thought this was going to turn out to be some sort of freaky Twilight-Ninja Turtle humor piece by the summary.

Splinter's explanation for what was going on left me cracking up. I loved how they were all waited with baited breath for Don's solution and I LOVED what he said! xDD

Loved Don and Leo's response to Splinter's directions on how they would protect Mikey and was laughing right along with Raph and then laughing harder once Raph fell to it, too.

Haha, I figured you were poking fun at some fanfics and the end only served to confirm my suspicions with them getting pregnant and having multiple babies. xDD Anyway, that was totally hilarious! Had me laughing and giggling the whole way through! xD

I can't stop laughing lol. There are so many bits in this which really have me cracking up. Master Splinter's reasoning about the chi was wonderful, and of course Mikey's eyes are stunning behind that mask. Blue and orange compliment so nicely.

I actually choked when I read about Mikey's feminine appearance and his lack of ability to punch or swear any longer.

And Poor Raph! He caught the uke bug that was going around.

LOL thanks for posting this up. It's a wonderful read and nice to see something poking fun at the girlier aspects of the fandom turtles.

Yeah, I still laughed outloud - it's a brilliant response to some fanworks that are making the Mikester a bit too, uh, princessy. I do wish it was obvious to everyone that this is satiric fan-ranting against that tendency, but I guess not everyone could be a part of that conversation...