Why do I have a feeling that Spider wrote this from experience? (Well, except for the "Death by egg-inflicted injuries" part, since he's still alive ;)

welldone. nice humor along with everything that has happened.

i'm not usually a fan of short and quick endings, but the way you've done it is really good cause it'sjust quick simple and funny and ends on a high point.

wwell done, keep up the good work

xx Maddy