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huh? Keep going!

LOL I found this amusing.

please keep writing! Dursley's POVhilarious. You have aunt Petunia and Duduley's relationship perfect!

Lol, Vernon just keeps cracking me up. OOh, mysterious end to a chappie eh? Can't wait to see where this goes. And Aunt Petunia's reminiscence of her Jusaband was down right hilarious again. Keep up the fantabulous work, are you planning on making this epic? I hope so. And you keep saying 'we' is this a joint account? Kwl. XD

Haha, I'm reviewing again.

I love the word obstreperous! I must REMEMBER IT! And it sounds like a word Tuney would use.

I think the part where she admires her husband is hilarious.

-THE PANTS

Good beginning. Interesting Perspective. In this one, the Dursleys are only sympathetic characters in their own minds. It's funny what they seem to think is unfair etc.

Bernard Dursley is completely brilliant.

For further writing, you may be interested in this site:

w w w . geocities sapienti_university_of_magic (without the spaces)

It's a role playing site based on the Harry Potter world.

Either way, good luck with your writing and I look forward to reading more.

Melora Brockert, SUM student

HA!

BUMBLEBORE?

I'm sorry but... WHAT THE HELL? Loved this update! (And it was quick too!) And you still managed to make me laugh: ''Cookies were later needed to placate Dudders, from what he had called ‘A traumatic experience’ involving a large dog that ate his ice-cream.'' LOL! Dudders and his appetite! And the way you kept calling Dudley 'Dear Dudders' LOL That was great!

Can't wait for the next update!

-Sirius'sGirlForEver

God, it feels odd not logging in. (by sis has got my computer and I can't for the life of me remember my password for this thing) but, this is: Awesome, I have only one request. Longer chappies! I love HP fics. It's been a while since I've found a good one. This one looks promising, are you going to update regularly? Hope you do. :D

Can I just say this is brilliant! And inspirational too. I love fanfiction, I discovered it yesterday... I live in ireland and for some reason no one reads fanfiction where I live. But I've been reading fanfics non stop for 2 days and have been terrified to make an account. But for some reason, reading your dry wit in the A/N and simple genius of your writing Mr Dursley and his quirks, I've decided I might write something too. (Though I doubt it will get any reviews. Speaking of reviews, I reckon this one will fetch a lot if yo continue.) I love this. I hope you continue, because so far, this actually looks like an interesting read. And FINALLY we have someone that can actually write good humour! Keep up the good work. XD

Yes... Icans sees it nows... Bernard Cuthbert Dursley; now that is a fine dignifed name for a proper British lad.

Hehe, lurrved this! You write really well, and I think you've kept the characters just as JK portrayed them too (with more hilarity) Not really sure what an earth you mean by Bernand and Patricia? But this line: 'Or, as Mr Dursley commonly referred to him: that boy.' was funny, and:

'in one (surprisingly agile movement for such a broad man) Mr Dursley swung open the door to find… Harry.' Hehe! I won't quote much more, I'd end up quoting all of it. I can wait to find out who Harry was talking to. Keep writing! Please update!

-Sirius'sGirlForEver

HI SNEVERUS!

I love the Sims2 too. It must the the greatest PC game ever (ok. quite irrelevant. moving on.)

Your story is HILARIOUS, and on another note, I liked your author's note and disclaimer too. I think the realism of your characters are very, very well portrayed. And your fic is appropriately descriptive. It also shows a fresh point of view of Harry Potter - the Dursleys'. And it even made me sympathise a little with poor Vernon Dursley! GOOD JOB!

Good luck with your future fics and your Sims2, and congrats on your successful chapter, - The Pants

Oh, and if you have time, do review some of my stories. They must be hopelessly unpopular, because no one ever reads them. Saddening, really. Then again, they are rather cliched and bad. Still! Could you please, if you could, comment on my fic "Loved Pain"? It's quite, er, not nice in the beginning, but I PROMISE the later chapters will be much much nicer (I've prepared them already). Okay, I think I'm talking you to . AND THANK YOU!