I'm sorry, but...this seems very similar to a "Nightmare On Elm Street" fanfic I read awhile ago called "Rules To Dating My Daughter". Of course, since it's a letter, it's a little different, plus the characters are different, but here are some similarities:
Not allowed to pull into the drive and honk instead of going to the door
Don't make Bridgette cry
These places are not suitable to go
Don't fidget and complain while waiting
"When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and I will kill you"
Camouflaged faces
But I know it isn't completely copied, since the phrase "sharp knives" doesn't come up at all, and in the other one, it came up at least twenty times. I don't know if this was written before or after, so if it was before, you might want to be aware that someone partly copied you, and if not...yeah. Still, I liked both what seemed familiar, and what didn't.

Oh my goodness. They sure sent him into a shudder stage with the dating Bridgette rules.

coool hehahahahaa

Really cute and funny. I love how everyone was looking out for Bridgette :)

Bwahahaaa! :D That was hilarious, XD I loved it!

LOL

Best Bridgette/Ezekiel story that I have read so far!:) Good job!

Again, I am happier than ever about your Fics. I absoloutly love Bridekiel and I love it even more when you Write it. Happy writing!

“The camouflaged faces you’ll see in the windows, trees, roof, and bushes will be us,” Duncan pointed out, “And just ignore the little red dots hovering around your head and chest.” That line just made the fic! I'm still laughing! As usual, great job!

Kobold, the lucky guy! This was an awesome fic! I remember reading some of these exact phrases when I found "8 Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter". xD Very amusing!

I love how everyone seems so protective of Bridgette. Dunno why they're suspecting poor, gentlemanly Zeke, though. He's so sweet!

Great fic!

That was funny. I think you should've made it a two-shot only because I want to know how the date went. I liked that last joke you made.

"Shotgun!"

Well, that was interesting. :-) My favorite lines:

“Wow, babe. You sound so sexy when you threaten someone.”

“The camouflaged faces you’ll see in the windows, trees, roof, and bushes will be us. And just ignore the little red dots hovering around your head and chest.”

I think there were a few others but it's almost 2:30 in the morning...ugh. Anyway, funny story! Yay Bridgekiel! (And randomly, this has the same pairings as your other Bridgekiel story. Interesting.)

Well, what can I say about this? When it comes to fanon, this is major ownage. You brought out plenty about each character - minor or major - to make them able to stand on their own, which makes the plot stronger. And strong characters/strong plot epic fic, so... that's good, right?

One thing I felt was a tad bit of over-kill dealt with Duncan calling Leshawna, "Sugar" two statements he said in a row, which irked my inner anti-redundancy. But that was it - the only flaw I could find with this

I love Gwen/Harold, so I cheered a bit at that. and Leshawna/Duncan is something I'm slowly getting used to when I read your fics - it's hard for me to read Duncan in general, but they were cute here. Both backing each other. Heh, when she sighed and asked him if he had to defile Geoff's face in the slide show, I could see her putting a hand on her hip and looking disgruntled.

And I like Eva so much, but I feel others (including myself) exploit her 'gr anger issues' for kicks. In this one-shot, it was done just-right. Her anger had good reason behind it - to show her soft side and her getting defensive for a friend. Awe, and the Tyler/Eva moments were great.

And the end (both with the 'new couple' and the 'stalking friends) was perfect - great way to tie up loose ends while hinting to untied ones.

And I'm glad Ezekiel got the girl ;)

You should make a sequel to the story when they're on the date

How did they become so protective over Bridgette?

YAY! *major glomp-hug for you, Winter-Rae* I love Bridgekiel!

Hehe, so tongue-tied that he couldn't say anything after she said yes. :)

Gee, even I'M scared by the time they're all in the room!

Love that "sack" joke! He probably of something weird.

Yeah, mess up Geoff's picture!

I think you meant, "I thought you -didn't- like Bridgette, eh?" there, hon.

By the fourth person threatening to kill Ezekiel, I was shriveling up in my chair. Is this what guys have to go through? *whimpers*

Now Tyler? Wow. They're really being hard on him.

Oh noes, Eva has contacts! Nowhere is safe!

I had to laugh when Ezekiel raised his hand to ask a question.

"Movies which feature chain saws are okay"? Um Gwen, he's taking Bridgette out, not you! XD

And now Harold's threatening to kill him! I feel so sorry for Ezekiel, it's like the six overprotective fathers from hell! Yikes!

By the time it gets to driving home, it sounds like Ezekiel is under house arrest rather than a date! XD

"Bridgette would be worth going to hell and back, worth facing Eva’s wrath, even worth being beaten within an inch of his life." - Hell yeah! :D

"Ezekiel sighed and suddenly the other six knew that scaring him had been totally unnecessary." - Hell yeah again! Woohoo!

Oh noes, now they're following them! I can see them hiding behind menus or something! Hehehe, what close, idiot friends! XD

I loved it, Winter! Sure, poor Ezekiel felt like he was a terrorist being interrogated back there, but for someone like Bridgette, it was worth it. Those six really put too much violence into their speeches for nothing! XD

And on another note... *looks at the notepad of all the notes I wrote down about dating* Now I know what to do! Thank you! *another glomp-hug* :D