| Reviews for Real Vampires Don't Sparkle |
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  Brit Wolfe chapter 1 . 8/14/2017 Plus they stink. Vampires can survive on animal blood, but it stinks and tastes nasty for vampires. Alucard has elevated levels for his senses so the fake vamps'll stink with the undeniable stench of animal blood. And Alucard hates it so bad... |
 TheLavenderHour chapter 1 . 9/25/2015 Fairies. Their blood-sucking fairies. |
| Shawn Raven chapter 1 . 7/23/2015 You should've blown his head apart, with the rest of his family with your gun Alucard. :( Damn... |
| LilyYumikoRockMe chapter 1 . 3/17/2015 OMFG! OMG! OMFG! OMG! THANK YOU SO MUCH! |
| jeanette9a chapter 1 . 12/12/2011 , LOL! |
| spaz-san chapter 1 . 11/23/2010 love the idea of Alucard trying to figure out how he is going to explain Edward to Integra. its very funny to me. |
| Sony Boy chapter 1 . 10/30/2010 ...He should have killed Edward or taken Eddie to Integra. Then she could decide what to do (Alucard, Kill the thing!). |
| roo17 chapter 1 . 10/7/2010 haha I was wishing for him to kill Edward, but I still liked this ;D |
| Metronomeblue chapter 1 . 6/28/2010 LOLZ. |
| Tabitha Hope chapter 1 . 2/25/2010 Love this. |
| GenericSpider chapter 1 . 2/20/2010 That's an interesting reaction from Alucard; instead of "I must kill this now!" It's "This crap isn't worth my time," |
| yureicasper chapter 1 . 2/7/2010 was going great, but a little disappointing at the end. i was hoping for something much more dramatic. ;[ |
| Down With Sparkles chapter 1 . 12/6/2009 You, my good friend, have made my night. I could imagine this happening. Although, I have a feeling that Alucard would rip apart anything that sparkled and still called itself a vampire... Thank you for that amusing little ficlet. |
| JenEvan chapter 1 . 11/7/2009 'Real vampires don't sparkle.' That was just classic xD |
| WeirdDolly chapter 1 . 8/19/2009 This is great. Only fairies sparkle. |
