Reviews for Woodland High meets the 90210
otherrealmwriter chapter 1 . 10/2/2009
O_o

MY EYES NEED BLEACH FROM THIS SHIT!FIC!

It is rather disgusting for you to post your wet dreams about the Jonases online for 6 billion people to see. The internet is global, not just you little clique. People in Sri Lanka are laughing at this just like in Somalia and Brazil and Japan. How do you like the thought of girls of where you are from being seen as shallow and dumb that worship the Jonas Brothers and like to show the world how they want to fuck them. Fics like this give women everywhere a bad name.

You do know fics like this aren't allowed on the site?

Entries not allowed:

1. Non-stories: lists, bloopers, polls, previews, challenges, author notes, and etc.

2. One or two liners.

3. MST: comments inserted in between the flow of a copied story.

4. Stories with non-historical and non-fictional characters: actors, musicians, and etc.

5. Any form of interactive entry: choose your adventure, second person/you based, Q&As, and etc.

6. Chat/script format and keyboard dialogue based entries.

FFN about 5 or 6 years ago allowed real person and bandfics on this site but do to the threats of legal action, they stopped allowing it. Now if it seems to the world that FFN totally ignored the requests to ban it and legal action WILL take place and WILL most likely SHUT THE SITE DOWN. Now I checked your profile and you have many other non JB fics in your favs. If the site shuts down, MILLIONS GLOBALLY will be deprived of their enjoyment of reading the fics they love because some decided not to read the rules. :(

However there are other sites like Mibba,Deviantart,and Livejournal that WILL accept JB fics in fact a JB RPF community has been created on LiveJournal. It accepts all types of Jonas writing though it will be moderated.

http(:/) .com(/)jonasrpf(/)profile

All you have to do is remove the paratheses. :D

Remove this before the admin do!
Canon and Grammar Queen chapter 1 . 4/7/2009
I'm not sure what you don't understand about "Stories with non-historical and non-fictional characters: actors, musicians, and etc. [are] not allowed," but whatever your problem is you need to get over it.

This is not your personal website. You do not have the right to post stories that violate the guidelines. There are other places where stories involding real persons are allowed. Go find one of those.

Your story has been reported. I expect the admins will get around to deleting it eventually. Hope you enjoy the three day suspension that comes with having a story deleted!
The Ninth Layer chapter 1 . 3/31/2009
This is made of so much fail I'm not sure how to properly flame it.
Cetacean chapter 1 . 3/25/2009
You have been reported for being in violation of the ToS. Real people fics are NOT allowed on this site, as stated in the ToS. This site could be sued if they are on it. Do you want to site to close down? Please remove this. Quizilla dot com allows real people fics, so you could put this there. Please keep in mind that I am not trying to be mean; only to keep this site safe and organized.

-Cetacean.
Nick Jonas chapter 1 . 3/23/2009
Man now that you wrote this story of us where it isn't even allowed, I'm so not going to tour your area. Stop writing about us, it's embarrassing! If you stop I'll give you an autographed picture of me in the pool.
Wesfanemt333 chapter 1 . 3/7/2009
Contrary to a popular belief, stories about the Jonas Brothers are not allowed on this site. This is not me trying to 'be mean' or 'pick on you'. After all, I write stories as well, and I'd hate to see this site shut down because of people deliberately breaking the rules. If you don't believe me, it's easy to check it out for yourself.

1. Log in to your profile

2. Click on stories

3. Click on guidlines(on the very far right)

4. Scroll on down to this entry in bold

Entries not allowed:

1. Non-stories: lists, bloopers, polls, previews, challenges, author notes, and etc.

2. One or two liners.

3. MST: comments inserted in between the flow of a copied story.

4. Stories with non-historical and non-fictional characters: actors, musicians, and etc.

5. Any form of interactive entry: choose your adventure, second person/you based, Q&As, and etc.

6. Chat/script format and keyboard dialogue based entries

It speaks for itself, doesn't it? There are, however several sites that allow fictions about the Jonas Brothers:

Mibba dot com,fickwad dot com, jonas brothers fan dot com, jonasfic. proboards57 index. cgi .

Any of those sites listed welcome stories about JB. Please move your story there before the admins delete your story

and possibly your account as well.

If you have issues with this review, come and tell me about it here. w w w .fanfiction topic /36590/9920390 /2/ #12160078

Remove the spaces and you've got my forums.

Have a nice day :)

~Wesfanemt

A Proud Member of the Nimrod Squad
CriminalMindsJunkie chapter 1 . 3/6/2009
OMG AMAZING JESS! i love you muy muchoo! it sounds really great...and exactly like you. AND- you got my lunch order down pat! lmao. and the jess/christian thing is great! hehe 'little J'... me likee! i love how its so accurate! the whole thing about chelsea and john is SO true! i was giggling through the whole chapter.

update soon... u know hom impatient i am!

"this wouldnt have happened if you wernt so fat ron!"

best/friends

xo much love!