Ow! That is just so horrible, both to Snape and to all bewildered, well-meaning eleven-year-olds. As if he and they don't have enough problems dealing with each other as it is! As an antidote to this, I probably need to re-read the unabashed cuteness of Lord Vader's Limpet.

Lol!

This was, possibly, one of the most hilarious oneshots I've ever read! :D oh god, I simply cannot stop imagining Snape's face when a student does these things. Better yet, when he reads this! :O damn, those students are going to have the time of their lives.

so much humour and dramatic irony ! This was hilarious !

I laughed out loud to this and it made mu truly happy

Will claiming not to be intoxicated he could not explain his nudity.

Just out of curiosity, how many students died as a result of following these instructions?

Just out of curiosity, how many students died as a result of following these instructions?

I guess Fred and George got a detention after Hermione found this list lying around in the Common Room :P This is spot-on, and hilarious. Especially with the last point, which is undoubtedly the most important of all. I didn't know you were a Potterhead too! I should have guessed with your icon.

SAVAGE.

You are a cruel, cruel person.

This reeks of Fred and George, of they had gotten they're hands on Snape's past.

The sarcasm is strong in this one

I'm assuming it was written by Fred or George? Because holy cow that is hilarious.

Mr Fred and George Weasley,

please report to Prof. Dumbledores office. The first year Griffindors seem to have all come down with a mysterious case of Death during todays potions class. As Prof. Snape is not coherent the rest of the staff would like to ask you some questions