I loved this!
But as to Captain Hammer's spawn, I thought he almost never got to the second date? (Although he is the kind of douche that would refuse to wear a condom.)
And doesn't Nathan Fillion do "douchery" brilliantly?

I liked it. Bravo. Better than I coulda done. ;)

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Can I have your babies

Yes, weird, but still interesting. Would be interested to see the story from another's pov.

Great! Thanks for writing.

Wow! This is so interesting! Great job!

:-D

I liked this fic, I love crossovers with the same actor. It's tricky and entertaining. Kudos. (Still looking for Castle/Firefly xovers...)

Really different, but I liked it- very well written- thanks for sharing it!

Bizarre but strangely it worked! I loved it. Trying to stop myself laughing out loud while at work. Really good job!

It was a bit odd, but it was good. :-) You certainly have the feel of the language. Nice job!