A familiar, long, black, wild, haired, slender, young teenage black canine/dog boy with two front teeth showing who wears a red short-sleeved hoodie, blue pants and black sneakers merely stood there, looked at his staff, raised his staff in the air as his staff touched the floors, stood upright, backed away as the staff begun to move and Rameses and the priests watched in wonder. Suddenly, the staff turned yellow and it transformed in to a yellowish white cobra. He and all the guests gasped in wonder at it and the cobra hissed. Rameses looked at it a bit amazed and unimpressed at the same time and chuckled, "Well, um, impressive, Goof boy. Very well, Maxie boy. I'll play along." He walked over to his son the Egyptian prince, smirking at the same, familiar boy who turned out to be none other than Max Goof himself (roughly the exact same age as in Disney's A Goofy Movie 1995). "Hoptep, Huy, give this mutt boy, Max Goof the snake charmer our answer." The priests bowed to Pharaoh Rameses as they delightfully rubbed their hands sinisterly, walked over towards Max and waved their hands to the Hebrew slaves at the windows to make them lower blocks down to block the sun out. The hall darkened and only one window was left open a little. Sunlight beamed from it reflected off a mirror on the statue of Sobek. The slaves positioned the light down another mirror on the statue of Sekhmet and shine the light on the priests who have gotten into position and started chanting as the green smoke formed behind them and showed Max the shadows of some of the gods, and the flames formed in fire pits in fronts of the two of the statues.

[HOTEP & HUY]
By the power of Ra
Mut, Nut, Khnum, Ptah

They chanted/showed Max a statue of the goddess Nephthys and a wall carving of the vulture goddess much to Max Goof's shock.

"Nephthys, Nekhbet,"

The priests chanted as they formed images of animals and chanted, showing Max the statue of the crocodile go Sobek and the lioness goddess Sekhmet.

"Sobek, Sekhmet."

"Sokar, Selket, Reshpu, Wadjet."

The statue of the jackel god of the dead Anubis appeared from the smoke and a statue of the goddess Anukis, the god Seshmu, and the goddess Meshkent appeared in the light.

"Anubis, Anukis, Seshmu, Meshkent."

Hotep used his hands to create a shadow image of a scorpion and Huy made the shadow image of a frog to resemble the goddess Heket.

"Hemsut, Tefnut, Heket, Mafdet."

Hotep waved his hands in the flames and blew them to a statue of a goddess Nut, and Huy blew flames from a torch right in front of Max which it freaks Max out by startling Max. "Ra, Mut, Nut, Ptah, Hemsut, Tefnut, Sokar, Selk." Max Goof gasped as he jumped out of way/backed off/up with fright/shock in his wide eyes to avoid being touched by the flames/ending up burned to death until he glared/scowled/narrowed his eyes at Huy with a 'How dare you!' look for almost burning him. Rameses was sitting in his throne with his son watching with pride as the priests chanted, "Seshmu, Reshpu, Sobek, Wadjet." Max turned to glance at Rameses with shock in his wide eyes/mouth opened/jaw dropped. "Heket, Mafdet, Nephthys, Nekhbet, Ra!" Statues of some of the gods circled around Max as purple and blue smoke started to form above them. Max heard Hotep, looked over at the statue of the goddess Bastet as he saw Hotep on the top still with shock in his wide eyes.

[HOTEP]
So you think you've got friends in high places

Hotep brought two halves of a dish together.

[HOTEP]
With the power to put us on the run?

Hotep opened them back up to spread as the smoke came around Hotep and he vanished, with the smoke taking the form of bared fangs grinning menacingly.

[HUY]
Well, forgive us these smiles on our faces

Max heard Huy, looked over as he saw Huy standing at some curtains near the other statues and smoke formed around him as well. Huy joined in as the curtains opened and closed to look like a smile.

[HUY]
You'll know what power is when we are done

The smoke formed around Huy and like Hotep, Huy vanished as well which it made Max wonder where the priests have gone with confusion/curiosity in Max Goof's eyes.

[HOTEP & HUY]
(coming out of nowhere with sinister grins)
Max

Max threw Hotep and Huy a dirty look by glaring at the priests without a word, but neither of the priests, Hotep nor Huy noticed the dirty look Max merely threw them.

[HOTEP]
(coming out from behind Max)
You're playing with the big boys now

[HUY]
Playing with the big boys now

[HOTEP]
Oh, that's pretty
Every spell and gesture

[HUY]
(Coming out behind from Hotep as the halls darkened) Tells you who's the best

[HOTEP & HUY]
(roughly taking Max Goof's arms/shoving Max forward for Max to watch)
You're playing with the big boys now

Choir (coming in and starting to chant the names of the gods): By the power of Ra.
HOTEP & HUY: You're playing with the big boys now
Choir (continue to chant the names of the gods): Mut. Nut. Khnum. Ptah.
HOTEP & HUY: You're playing with the big boys now
Choir: Nephthys. Nekhbet. Sobek. Sekhmet.

Max Goof saw many chanters around every corner with shock in his wide eyes.

[HOTEP]
(coming up in front of Max, making a scroll of a picture of a cobra appear and disappear) Stop this foolish mission

[HUP]
(Shuffling hieroglyphs in his hands lie a deck of cards in front of Max)
Watch a true magician!

[HOTEP & HUY]
Give an exhibition, how

[HUY]
(Pointing his finger to/at first Max Goof himself, then Max Goof's cobra)
Pick up your silly twig, Max

Max did nothing but scowl at the priests, but stared down at his cobra.

[HOTEP & HUY]
You're playing with the big boys now!

Hotep laughed sinisterly and the choir canted the gods' name as the two of the chanters hand each of the priests a staff.

[EGYPTIAN PRIESTS]
By the power of Ra

They twirled the staffs in their hands and have thrown them in the air caught them with ease.

[EGYPTIAN PRIESTS]
Mut, Nut, Khnum, Ptah

Then they made the staffs touch each other and a green light shined in the hall to blind Max and the guests temporarily.

[EGYPTIAN PRIESTS]
Sobek, Sekhmet, Sokar, Selket

Max Goof was nothing at all but downright frightfully stunned with fear/shock in his wide eyes and mouth opened/jaw dropped before he looked away as he gritted his teeth together, but tightly closed his eyes shut to avoid blindness as well until he opened his eyes and yet, he kept his mouth shut.

[EGYPTIAN PRIESTS]
Anubis, Anukis
Hemsut, Tefnut, Meshkent, Mafdet...

[HOTEP & HUY & EGYPTIAN PRIESTS]
You're playing with the big boys now

When the light cleared, two other cobras were in the priests' hands instead of the staffs.

[HOTEP & HUY & EGYPTIAN PRIESTS]
You're playing with the big boys now

The pair of cobras have gone over towards Max which it gives Max the creeps as Max gulped with pure fear/shock in his widen eyes.

[HOTEP & HUY]
By the might of Horus

Two other cobras wrapped themselves around Max himself, making Max Goof shudder in pure disgust, fright, horror, terror and hesitation since Max wouldn't wanted to be touched by any other cobras/snakes that would/could likely attack/kill/poison him.

[HOTEP & HUY]
You will kneel before us

The pair of cobras slithered off Max to spare Max Goof's life much to Max Goof's relief.

[HOTEP & HUY]
Kneel to our splendorous power

The pair of cobras slithered towards Max Goof's cobra.

[HOTEP]
(Wearing a mask of Anubis)
You put up a front

[HUY]
You put up a fight

[HOTEP]
And just to show we feel no spite

[HUY]
You can be our acolyte

[HOTEP]
But first, Max, it's time to bow

[PRIESTS]
Kowtow!

Max turned to glance over his right shoulder to stare at Rameses twice, but Rameses and his son enjoyed the show.

[HOTEP & HUY]
Or it's your own grave you'll dig, Max

The priests' cobras cornered the Max Goof's cobra, snapping their fangs at each other.

[HOTEP & HUY]
You're playing with the big boys
(circling around Max much to Max Goof's irritation/annoyance)
Playing with the big boys
Playing with the big boys
(Getting in Max Goof's face)
Playing with the big boys
(Continue circling Max)
Playing with the big boys

Max Goof's cobra killed two other snakes by devouring them whole.

[HOTEP & HUY]
Playing with the big boys
Playing with the big boys
Playing with the big boys
Playing with the big boys
Playing with the bigs boys now!

The priests ended their performances with flames/smoke coming behind them until all the guests applauded cheerfully. "They love it." Rameses chuckled in glee, but Max was rather unamused with their act, unlike all the guests who kept applauding/cheering. Max Goof's cobra slithered back to Max for Max to pick it up.

WHERE THE F**K ARE YOUR PARENTS

I remember reading this fic when you first posted it. Like the exact emotions. I forget most of the details about bleach now - but I still got a giggle out of rereading this! :)

lol. As I rea the songs, I open the song in another tab on Youtube and read the words here as I go. Funny to see how you've changed some words to fit with the Bleach cast.

That was hilarious. Seriously. You are brilliant. Twistedly brilliant (or brilliantly twisted), but you are! Thankyou thankyou thankyou.
Some songs I haven't heard before. Loved Kurotsuchi's 'Little Quincies' _
What I don't understand is why they are so upset with you. I mean it wasn't even that much humiliating. And you didn't made any yaoi pairings (well except for Aizen and Kurotsuchi, but they brought it upon themselves). The BLEACH characters should have thanked you. OH! Maybe they don't go into fics where they are too OOC, then they wouldn't know the possibilities? Ignorance is bliss.
Anyway, thanks. You are wonderful. Hope you would write some more Bleach fics.

LOLs! I think the best one out of all the songs so far is Tosen singing 'Friends from the other side' (or whatever it's called).

I really liked it it's so hilarious, but I just wished you have make Byakuya on a solo-song, thta would have been great

THAT WAS THE MOST HILARIOUS STORY EVER LOLOLLOLOLOLOOL!

Seriously, these would be better if you had the pairing of ichi/ruki. Pairing ichi/hime turns my stomach. These are good, if it were ichi/ruki it would be infinity times better.

The only thing that ruined this chapter was you pairing ichi/hime. It's suppose to be ichi/ruki. Other then that, love it!

As soon as I saw the title I was like "yesssss!" thank you for this wonderful story. *bows down*

Good fic, but Yachiru was a little OOC.

Also, you kinda just gave all the leads to your favorite characters; I would've liked to see more of the other Shinigami.

I loved the ending, though! It was absolutely perfect!

Overall, great job!

This is AMAZING! :D seriously! I love it! You got me encouraged to do my 20-anime x Disney idea :D so thank you so so so much! _ Your story is amazing, and I love every single song you did _

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

You have NO idea how much I like you right now! Awesome Story!

Yay i'm the 300th reviewer! Love the FanFic it was great. I had to sing some of those songs for school and I have to sing some this year too. Great story.

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