Is D.M and Tayler, Harry?

Awesome story!

Q1 How do you put in a tampon?

Q2 Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side?

Nice story so far. The way you make Snape answer is ...interesting,to say the , I'll submit a random question now.

Dear Professor Snape,

Is it hard work being a 'fan' of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and Headmaster Dumbledore at the same time. If you understand the implication. I mean no disrespect. I merely wish to understand how it feels like to be in your position. Forgive me for my curiosity if you find this question irrelevant or a burden.

Sincerely,

ShimmeringWintery

Dear Professor Snape,

What's your flavor?

Sincerely, HolyF**k.

Snape,

Why do'you hate me so much? I mean, I have my mum's eyes. You certainly did "love" her. (If that was possible for you)

Dear Severus,

I think something was wrong with the last batch of wolfsbane potion you brewed for me. Because for some reason, when I transformed, all my fur fell out. My dear wife then had to put a large doggy sweater on me to keep me warm.

Is this your idea of a joke? Because if so, I'm not laughing.

Sincerely,

R.J. Lupin

Dear Professor Snape,

Would you please explain to me exactly how you managed to escape the boathouse alive?

I was certain you had perished in that awful place. I'm so glad to see that you're alright. You know I care alot about you, and I worry about you sometimes. Do try to take good care of yourself, and stay away from any overly large snakes you come across.

Sincerely,

Dragon MoonX

Lmfao! I love the last one especially! Great job! Please update soon! :DD

Yay! Errol finally got there at hogwarts!

1. Have you ever secretly wished Harry was in Slytherin?

2. What would you do if the Death Eaters and the Dark Lord started chatting and laughing about the time they murdered Lily Evans?

3. What's your favorite color socks?

4. If you were an Animagus, what would your form be?

5. Which of the Deathly Hallows... oh wait, never mind. DOI!

6. When will the author update?

im sorry, forgot my name. woo! ok so please help ~brittany s. peirce

XD

Dear mr snape...dude...whatever,

OMG like i need help. i have my owls this year and im totally failing. I would ask my bfffelaykile's, but, like, theyre failing too. also im in hufflepuff and whenever i tell someone that, they laugh at me. like, wtf? also, whats charms class? ive never heard of it. it sounds fun.

Dear Professor,

Hi there, sir! How are you today? Before I start asking questions, I just want you to know that I do NOT think you are completely creepy, ugly, or pathetic for loving Lily for so long. I actually think it's rather attractive part of your personality. Of course, I am NOT in love with you, because you are old enough to be my dad and it would be rather creepy for you and I to go out. Alright, now that that is established, I want to ask a few questions. Okay, one: What is the funniest thing you have ever seen Lily do? Next, my best friend hates me; what should I do about it? Finally, have you seen a talking dog wandering around the school? If you have, please ship him to Coolsville; I accidentally stole him from his owners. Alright, that is it! Thank you for taking the time to see my questions!

-Elouise the Slytherclaw

I was the viewer without a name above the review this damned thing signed me out for some reason

This is really funny.

Well heres some questions of my own that popped up in my head.

"How do you gently tell a girl your not interested in her?" - HP

"Why don't you smile more and give out candies and flowers in class?" - IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer

"If your greasy can I use you and a fire to make hamburgers?" - Curious

"I named my cat dog and my dog cat...does that make me crazy?" - Gin

"If you see a gryffindor on fire, will you laugh or disco dance?" - DM

"The Foamy Card Cult gathers. Come and bring bagels with the creamy cheese!" - Your Lord and Master Foamy.

"If you get laid you will be nicer?" - I can get you a hooker

"If an elephant and rhino mated what would there offspring look like?" - Mayuri

"You need to get laid. That it all" - Siriusly bringing sexy back

"What does it mean if your partner cries out food during sex?" - I am not a Cheese Hamburger

"My brother and this like each other but are stubborn to admit it. How do I make them see reason and confess already?" - GW

"If is a someone dead last, does that mean we all dead first?" - Shinji