Oh my gosh! This fic is hilarious! I laugh at each section! It's too bad that it's probably dead :(

Well, this morning the cops were at my door. They spotted me and my friend (see previous comment). They also found my dog who can name all 40 presidents. I'm screwed.

Oh noooo my friend and l went duck-hunting on a mule last night! Hope we won't get arrested... Btw l got the license! Yay! But not really.

Lol, these laws are soooooo stupid! Tell me, where do I get a license to sell corpses? I've always wanted to do that!

This story has a really good idea! In Ohio, it's illegal to get a fish drunk.

It was a good idea to tell this story from the perspective of henchcats, whom you could give their own personalities. I don't think it would have worked at all if you had told this from Macavity's point of view, and it would have been harder to get into if you has taken the perspective of the bystanders at these bizarre crimes. Phobos and Deimos are likable and Macavity is easier to read about than I usually find him. This sort of petty and pointless crime is really more up his street, I think.
Nice job.

Please continue this story! It is so creative and unique, and it always makes me laugh! It would mean so much if you continued it :) Update soon, please!

OMEC I love love LOVED the one with the child skipping over water (even though it was cruel and mean), but it is just so Macavity-like!

Oh...my...everlasting...cat...Macavity truly is insane. I mean, I knew he was crazy from the start, but that last one was just...ugh, Macavity, what is wrong with you?

Wonderful chapter!

So utterly creative and hilarious! I'm definately going to read more :) Great job!

OMG! SO FUNNYY!

AND I LOVE THE VIDEO!

Oh good, let's kill people and let Macavity sell them. :)

I was laughing hysterically all through the chapter! Especially the third one, "You may not educate dogs" SOO FUNNY!

are these real laws? cause they are the best! i wish were i lived had these laws... you know, to keep the sheep off of the streets and the butterflies not mentally disturbed...

the line breaks make it easier to understand and seperate them in all honesty so if you could? maybe just put them back in? cant wait for some cuz its so awesome!

lol, loved the 'Now thats just plain mean' lol so funny, and what the hell?molesting butterflies, are these even real laws?

lol, the dog one just made me laugh so hard and the corpse one was just so funny, they each ended on such funny notes, it kind of makes me go, wow, you make macavity seem...funny, u are good :D lol, love it :D