YOOOOO I'm Kiana and after a two-year hiatus I am still crazy.

Due to school work and my abasement in writing skills, I'll probably review more than I'll update :3

If a chapter is long I like to review while I read which is why I sometimes scream in my reviews bahaha

My writing style is overdramatic whoops!

I love CATS the musical and Battle Royale! Two totally opposite thugs but both are great and I highly recommend you read/watch them!

Also my laptop exploded and I'm typing this on a phone which is why I accidentally wrote thugs instead of things...uh.

I love languages and I can spell the longest word in the English dictionary which is basically my only accomplishment :3

also I once memorized 300 digits of pi. woohoo

I know too much about the death penalty bLAME MY ENGLISH TEACHER

Rumpleteazer is a goddess. Tadakatsu Hatagami is the almighty god.

Feel free to message me if you want to talk about anything!

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My first poll is up! If you read my story The Graceful Prisoner, please cast your vote and tell me who you think Victoria should end up with! Thanks :D

MESSAGE ON 10/12/14: Hello lovelies!! It's been two years but I just reread part of one of my stories (literally yesterday haha) and got kind of inspired to work on them, or maybe start a new one. School has been so tough and I apologize for suddenly disappearing! I hope everybody is doing super well and I missed this community a lot! Just wanted to drop in and leave a little message for y'all :3 Thanks for readiiing

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To avoid any confusion with the relationships of the cats in my story The Jellicle Games, I have written out a family tree! Sorta kinda :) It's more like I've typed up the characters participating in the Jellicle Games, their ages, the parents, siblings, and mates :D Note that this is for The Jellicle Games ONLY, so it's not a reference for any of my other stories, because many of the relationships change from one story to the next! Also, in my opinion, a cat is still a kitten until they reach the age of twenty (when they are no longer a teen). If they are under the age of twenty, then they are still kittens! ;) I hope this helps!

The Jellicle Games relationships:

Characters participating in the Games (oldest to youngest)--

-Jellylorum, 47

-Skimbleshanks, 45

-Jennyanydots, 42

-Asparagus, 41

-Munkustrap, 30

-Demeter, 27

-Rum Tum Tugger, 25

-Bombalurina, 25

-Tantomile, 25

-Coricopat, 25

-Alonzo, 23

-Exotica, 21

-Cassandra, 20

-Admetus, 18

-Plato, 17

-Mungojerrie, 16

-Rumpleteazer, 16

-Tumblebrutus, 16

-Mistoffelees, 16

-Victoria, 16

-Pouncival, 15

-Electra, 15

-Etcetera, 15

-Jemima, 14

Siblings--

-Coricopat/Tantomile

-Rum Tum Tugger/Munkustrap

-Bombalurina/Demeter

-Cassandra/Exotica

-Plato/Electra/Etcetera

-Admetus/Tumblebrutus/Pouncival

-Rumpleteazer/Jemima

-Jennyanydots

-Mungojerrie

-Jellylorum

-Skimbleshanks

-Asparagus

-Alonzo/Victoria/Mistoffelees

Parents--

-Jennyanydots/Skimbleshanks--Plato, Etcetera, Electra

-?/?--Coricopat, Tantomile

-Growltiger/?--Rumpleteazer, Jemima

-Bustopher Jones/?--Victoria, Alonzo, Mistoffelees

-Jellylorum/Asparagus--Tumblebrutus, Admetus, Pouncival

-?/?--Mungojerrie

-?/?--Demeter, Bombalurina

-Old Deuteronomy/Grizabella--Rum Tum Tugger, Munkustrap

Mates (at the start of the story)--

-Skimbleshanks/Jennyanydots

-Electra/Mistoffelees

-Etcetera

-Munkustrap/Demeter

-Mungojerrie

-Plato/Victoria

-Jemima

-Rumpleteazer

-Tumblebrutus

-Asparagus/Jellylorum

-Coricopat

-Admetus

-Tantomile

-Exotica

-Pouncival

-Cassandra

-Bombalurina/Rum Tum Tugger

-Alonzo

See you in the next chapter ;)

1. Etcetera

2. Plato

3. Victoria

4. Jemima

5. Bombalurina

6. Rum Tum Tugger

7. Bustopher Jones

8. Macavity

9. Mistoffelees/Quaxo

10. Pouncival

1) Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Macavity eats everything and then politely excuses himself.

2) You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Six...but only because Etcetera would keep me up all night with her yappin'.

3) Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Eight KILLS THEM ALL!!!!!

4) Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Why would Jemima ever jump anyone? But, if for some unknown reason she did, Bustopher Jones will sit on her and crush her with his weight :)

5) One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Etcetera: And now, I will teach you how to make Tuggie Pie, my personal favorite! First, you take the Rum Tum Tugger and bake him at 350...

6) Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Macavity...I mean, Jemima's her friend and I like to think Victoria and Mistoffelees are siblings. Plus, I'm kinda warming up to a Vicavity...or...something.

7) Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

He was late because he was deeply disturbed by the fact that Plato and Bustopher Jones were getting married and did NOT want to go until Munkustrap forced him to come. Nothing happened when he quietly slipped in because nobody else came...not even Old Deuteronomy.

8) Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Plato asks Mistoffelees why he just killed his own sister.

9) Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Six saves himself. NO WAY is he going to save Etcetera

10) Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Macavity conjures up food but eats it all and then teleports himself back to his warehouse and leaves Victoria to feast on the bugs.

And for the finale...

(5) is mated with (3), but (6) wants (3) to them self. (6) gets (2) and (8) to help, but everything goes wrong when (3) runs off with (9). (4) and (10) go to bring them both back, but find that (2) and (3) are the parents of (7) and (10). It comes to light that (5) was cheating on (3) with (10), and cheating on both of them with (8). What is the tribe's reaction?

Bombalurina is mated with Victoria, but Rum Tum Tugger wants Victoria for himself. Rum Tum Tugger gets Plato and Macavity to help, but everything goes wrong when Victoria runs off with Mistoffelees. Jemima and Pouncival go to bring them both back, but find that Plato and Victoria are the parents of Bustopher Jones and Pouncival. It comes to light that Bombalurina was cheating on Victoria with Pouncival, and cheating on both of them with Macavity. What is the tribe's reaction?

Uh, well, it started off kinda weirdly...but I guess it turned out all right :D So I guess in the end it's Macavity/Bombalurina and Plato/Victoria. I can live with that ;)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Ok...just grabbed my Geometry textbook...the line is 'Prove: t is perpendicular to n'

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A plastic bag full of candy (leftovers from the holidays)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Fairly Odd Parents (haha I haven't watched it in a while)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

12:43 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:46 AM...wow I was off.

6. The exception of the computer, what can you hear

Nothing...oh wait, a car just passed by.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Um, this afternoon...I was coming home from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My breakfast. FRENCH TOAST :{D

9. What are you wearing?

Pjs...

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes, multiple dreams, all that lasted like eight minutes...my most recent one was actually an idea for the fanfiction I'm writing...but I turned it down. Something about Victoria getting poisoned or...something.

11. When did you last laugh?

When I just read my newest review today and I was so happy that I started laughing like crazy.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A mural of a beach.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I looked in the mirror :) weirdness--right there.

Thank you to everyone--signed in or not--who reviewed and/or favorited me and my stories! You all deserve a MENTION!:

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The NEW Jellicle Oath (created by the talented Valiya!! :)):

I promise to remember Bombalurina

When I want to get attention;

I promise to remember Tugger

When I go against conventions.

I promise to remember Plato

Whenever I'm being quiet;

I promise to remember Bustopher Jones,

When I say I want to diet.

I promise to remember Munkustrap

Who taught me to be caring;

I promise to remember Jenny and Jelly

Who taught me to be sharing.

I promise to remember Mistoffelees

Who taught me to be clever;

I promise to remember Gus

Who taught me to endeavour.

I promise to remember Jemima

Whenever I sing a song;

I promise to remember Grizabella

When I feel I don't belong.

I promise to remember Alonzo

Whenever I see someone show off;

I promise to remember Demeter

When I look at them and scoff.

I promise to remember Skimble

When I'm getting on a train;

I promise to remember Cori and Tanto

When I question if I'm sane.

I promise to remember Ademtus

When I pull a funny face;

I promise to remember Victoria

When I recompose my grace.

I promise to remember Pounce

Whenever I'm being daft;

I promise to remember Tumble

Whenever I've smiled or laughed.

I promise to remember Macavity

When hear of or see a crime;

I promise to remember Griddlebone and Growltiger

When I fall in love for the first time.

I promise to remember Cassandra and Exotica

When I'm being rather mysterious;

I promise to remember Etcetera and Electra

When I'm feeling rather delirious.

I promise to remember Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer

When I know I've done something naughty;

I promise to remember the Rumpus Cat

When I know I'm being haughty.

I promise to remember Deuteronomy

When I think of those who've gone;

But I promise to remember the Jellicles

When it's time to finally pass on.

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