HAHAHAHAHAHA;-)

Brilliant

Nice!

I personnally never like lord of the rings, but hey, each for their own!

lol this story is a good read for a laugh. great job in writing it.

OMG 'runs to your house and breaks down the door sending poor lil Hugo crashing to the floor before knocking you over in a bone-crushing hug'

THANKS FOR THE BEST B'DAY PRESSIE! (and yes I did read it on my b'day, I even wrote this review for it, I just forgot to press the little purple button that says SUMBIT REVIEW... LOL. You can't even imagine how doughy I felt when I found it still sitting on my laptop DOH!) :D

Anywayz, I loved this chappy. Siriusly it was so good, am in absolute awe of you funny'z. Starting with the first one and Zombie Sirius LOL. I'm glad that you didn't make him be all dead and whatever (and OMG you didn't kill him this time... YAY 4 JORD) I swear I didn't know where you were going to go with that but the 'Kidding' line got me. It was short and sweet, but Remus really fainted... C'mon now... Be a man. :D

And in the next one, poor Tonks getting soaked in water coz of 'The Wizard of Oz', I swear just that image alone had me ROFLMAO. I could so imagine Sirius doing something like that if he ever read that book, naughty lil devil he is. It does make me wonder why Remus went along with Sirius' crazy idea though, guess his curious professor nature won out in the end eh? I felt kinda bad for Tonks though coz they both seemed a lil disappointed when she didn't in fact melt but maybe it just works on bad witches... quick somebody poor water on Bellatrix before she... oh too late. But seriously the whole 'Sorry. Apparently didn't work' got me, I could so imagine guilty Remus' face when he said it.

And the whole idea of the better trio (Remus, Tonks and Sirius) turning into a Wizard of Oz sorta thing is absolutely bril... where do you come up with these idea's. :D

You really did have me fooled with 9. The Kill. I swear I honestly didn't know what you were doing with that one. When I started reading it I was like.. this is meant to be funny stories, why is she doing a death scene, why is she killing them... JORD WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN! But then I got to the end and I swear I pissed myself laughing at it. The idea of them playing bloody Tekken on the bloody playstation and Remus bloody winning was priceless. Don't know if it's quite so realistic considering but it was damn funny all the same. Although I did think that maybe you went on for a little too long bout the whole death part, kinda felt like you were repeating yourself a little (or maybe it was just me reading it and wondering why you'd kill them LOL) ... but it was still really good and I wouldn't change it... added to the suspense.

And number 10 (A.K.A the one you wrote for Bookish Brownie) I really loved too. I think the original to this, the one where Remus and Tonks paintballed Mrs Black, was one of my fav funny'z so I'm glad you decided to do more of it. But I really can't decide which one I liked best.. they were both good. Loved the first one just coz of it's simplicity and that last line... "Oh, you've GOT to be KIDDING ME!" LOL it was good stuff. I actually spoke it out loud in a fake pompous Brittish accent and my flatmate just looked at me like I was kinda crazy :D LOL maybe I am. I really liked the second one too though, with Mrs Black all shocked and Sirius admitting that he thought of it (BTW I knew he had to be in on it) I'm glad you posted both :D

BUT my all-time fav funny would have to be Bonus #2, the one that was written for me. YAY... swear I'm luvn you so much right now. But I didn't just like it coz it was written for me, it was way funny too... even if it wasn't Remus and Tonks. LOL The way you set it up was seriously genius, I was honestly wondering what Voldie had brought Sevvie for his b'day. At first I thought it was a blankie but then I got to the bottom and read it and you had me gasping for breath I was laughing that hard. OMG Pink panda undies, how did Voldie know exactly what to get him (honestly though, poor lil Seveda was so scared I was laughing that hard, then he read it too and I gosta say, he's not impressed to be sharing his undies LOL) Swear I really loved it and thanks for the shout-out, I'm glad I inspire you to right fantabulous fanfics that the whole world can enjoy... or at least me on my b'day. You really are a great writer though with a wicked sense of humor ( and I still can't believe that english isn't your first language) :D

Anywayz it was well worth the wait and I honestly hope you continue to write more Funny'z coz I'm in love with em. LOL

HUGZ N KISSES (squeezes soo tight)

EllaQueenB

BTW... Tom Elvis Riddle... oh come on now that's funny :D just imagine his pasty face trying to thrust his hips and pull off that white jumpsuit. LOL

Yeah!

These things make my day...

and for constructive critisism...

erm (how do you do dis?) erm...

the more you write the better these get?

(aka: write more)

Wee ha! Vitual hugs and muffins for me!

~Emmetluver

YOU MADE MORE!

GEH!

*happieness*

Yay.

Kay... erm... Zombie Sirius for me?...

Siriusly?

*chuckles* *pause* *loud maniac laughter*

~Emmetluver

I really liked these. I'm glad you didn't kill Sirius off. I also thought the second one was cool (poor wet Tonks). But I wondered what Remus and Sirius would have done if she had actually melted, and would it work on wizards as well. And you had me going for a minute with Tonks at a battle, but I liked the twist.

And thank you so much for writing the two versions of the paintball incident. I'm in the middle of finals, and they really brightened my day. I loved them both, but the first one was my favorite. I laughed out loud when Voldemort gave Snape pink underwear.

so, here we go, my favorite one was Sirius "was my idea".

you've got some humor. really, laughed my head off. I also loved Sirius "KIDDIN'!" and Remus fainting, it was so... so- so... imaginable. but. I'm tired. 23:28 Uhr und im Fernsehen läuft Alien 3. ich sollte erwägen ins Bett zu gehen.

Das war wirklich genial als gute-nacht-geschichte, und du hast Sirius am Leben gelassen! )

bye-bye for now

Great chapter!

First of all you once again had me in fits of laughter from just your little play thing at the start! Its gold!

Sirius is just hilarious, what a joker! Kudos for not killing him by the way!

And waterfalls, well I nearly died from not being able to breath from this ( in a good way of course!). As soon as Sirius said 'don't you feel like melting?' I knew where this one was going, how do you come up with this stuff? Fantastic, I loved it, this one was most definitly my favourite one!

Not that I didn't like the rest because of course who wouldn't love Remus kicking Tonks' ass at something you'd expect her to win at... I kinda guessed what was going on here too, though the alusion of the battle wasn't lost on me, very well done. Loved the disapproving moody and hysterical Sirius!

As for the bonus stories, these were great also! Out of the one you wrote twice, I like the second best I can almost see that scene happening. You almost think Sirous is bonding with mrs. Black, until he tells her it was his idea that is! Gotta watch out for sneaky Sirius!

Voldemort giving Snape underwear with pandas on them? LOLed so hard! You can tell he REALLY cares!

Love all of these songs you chose by the way, they fit so well!

And yes I did see the match, my sis was so annoyed that Liverpool didn't win! Before it she was so confident they'd win! She's gotta choose her teams better...

Good Luck in your finals! Loved the chapter!

-Katie

'Don't you feel like...melting?'

*dies laughing*

These were ok, not as good as the ones in the previous chapter but still fun to read.

Oh, hell yes, I liked it. I was cracking up after the first one! Wolf and chess - now THAT'S a new one! And the way you wrote it... I mean, I knew it would be funny... but was not expecting that! I've got tears in my eyes from laughing!

I had fun! PAINTBALL TIME! was my favorite XD XD XD großartiger humor, obwohl ich schockiert war, dass du Sirius umgebracht hast... Gruß, T

Another fabulous set of ridiculous situations. My, you do like to kill Sirius off, don't you? The first one was my favorite. I love zombie!Sirius. His "Fresh meat" line had me really laughing. I also really liked the second one. I don't know why the characters in Harry Potter never thought of it; there are plenty with Muggle influences in their lives. Although I think Remus and Tonks should have snogged in front of her first, just to add insult to injury. The final one was awesome, also. I love how Remus never questioned Sirius' highly implausible story. Although it would justify his "too dangerous" argument a little more if he had just recently found out he was a werewolf and was still adjusting to the idea.

Great job! Thanks for brightening my day.

LOL! These were hilarious. I really like the idea of werewolf Remus being able to play chess, (but you had me going for a minute and I wondered how you were going to make the scene funny). I love the second one, too; I knew that the umbrella stand was evil. And for the last one, poor Sirius! But he really did have it coming for stealing Remus' chocolate. I love how the two of them were so unfazed by his death.

Anyway, great job!