Read tbis to my roommate and he laughed more than I did...

"Just what ARE you reading, Harry?" Ginny asked her fellow newlywed, when she found him guffawing helplessly in Hermione's Muggle stuff room.
"hee-hee-hello, Gin. I -snort- was looking for a new recipe for treats for tea this afternoon, and happened on a set of stories with food mishaps ..." He fell to laughing again, and she shoved him over with an exasperated sigh to see for herself.

(Three minutes later ...)

"That ..." she started. "Has got to be ..." she continued. "The most disturbing end for the Dork Lord ..." she added. "that I have EVER read," she concluded. Harry just laughed harder, and she soon joined him.
That was how their respective spouses found them a few minutes later, still chortling occasionally, and reading several similarly messy stories.
"And whatever happened to 'Just gonna print that report and be right back,' Auror Potter?" Hermione asked with a good-natured glare.
"Er ... got distracted, Unspeakable Potter," he replied sheepishly. "But we left it for you to review," he continued, brightening, and pulled back up the story that had gotten him started.
"Good morrow, Professor Incumbent Longbottom," Neville said, giving Ginny a kiss while the two Potters squabbled over their review, once Hermione had read the story as well. "Ready to start teaching flying come next semester?" He preempted her reply with a much longer kiss.
"You betchya, Professor Longbottom," she sighed when he was done with his oral ministrations, getting chuckles from Harry and Hermione. "So, what else has Anne wrought?"

I'll let them find out for themselves. Great story Anne, thanks for the nod to the GBI crew, and we hope to catch ya on the flipside, A J & friends.

P.S. Welcome to the ranks of the character-reviewed. Enjoy!

HILARIOUS! Thanks! Oh, God, literally gasping for breath. I'm never eating marshmallows again!

Hilarious! Very fun read.

*giggles hysterically*

lol

*is gasping for air*

*is dying*

BWHAHAHAHAHA

Okay, I know I've already favorited like, six of these one shots, but I'm putting this on the list just for the goofiness.

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And putting you on the list for 'Favorite Authors' just for the last line!

Oh.

Oh my god.

The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

Seriously? Seriously.

I'm going to read this again with a cup of tea; I think I'm owed a spit-take.

more please keep writing thanks

Oh. My. God. NEVER eating marshmallows again!

...and NOW im gonna kill myself laughing!

ROFL! That was hilarious!

LOL! That was great!

*asphyxiates* OH - MY - GOD!

xD

Did I mention I totally love you? xD And I totally love the Ghostbusters reference. xD That's hilarious. Just. Freaking. Hi. La. Ri. Ous. I must now worship you. xD

*is still trying to breath*

I'm going to die laughing now. *dies* See?