Please tell me this shit is a fucking joke.

A badfic that's NOT funny? Never thought I'd see the day.

Wow, this was horribly written. I'm not criticizing the story, if you were trying to do some sort of Mary Sue parody thing. If not, then this is a typical self-insert Mary Sue fic. Nothing special, but nothing to complain about. It would have been alright.

That is, it would have been alright if you had typed the words out fully. Or correctly. Words like 'waz' and 'liek' only make the reader feel smart compared to the author. There is not a single sentence without a misspelling or a chatspeak, or a needlessly capitalized word. 'Arfe you' looks to be (if I'm translating your fiction correctly) a question, but apparently you could not be bothered with a question mark.

The characters are not in character. I think. It was hard to tell what they were saying since you frequently forgot to seperate their sentences or put quotation marks in. You switched between present and past tense whenever you felt like it, giving the story a rushed feel. Is English your first language? (I am not trying to be mean with that question. English is my second language and I will gladly proofread your future work if you want me to. I only want to help.)

The sad part is, you clearly have creative talent. If you were to get down some basic rules of writing, you could be a wonderful writer. But your creativity is buried under chatspeak, Mary Sues, misspellings, and bad grammar. It's sad. You appear to have some interesting ideas and at least some talent.

As I said before, I'll gladly read your fics beforehand and correct the spelling errors if you want. I am here to help, even though my writing is not perfect. But authors have to help each other out, right? And if you had just kept the self insertion to a minimum and used proper spelling, this might have actually been a good read.

I know I'm coming across as a flamer, but hear me out. All you need is a little more caution when writing, and you could quite frankly kick ass. I will understand if you hate me for leaving this review. However, I was just trying to be honest. My apologies.

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