I loved this
First of all it was hilarious as kaji tried to escape asuka
I also love Shinji/Rei pairings
Then the Makato gave him the bird while getting laid
Whats not to love about it
Thank you so much

I'm Alexis Svitkona and I approve this story.

Don't worry didn't waste my time, it was funny how bad stuff kept on happening to him.

Funny as all get out.

Kaji running scared. Before I got halfway through it I figured that it was Asuka chasing him.

If it was anyone else, Misato for example, he wouldn't be so panicked. Even when he knew the assassins were coming for him he was calm and collected.

I liked the bit with Shinji and Rei kissing in the closet.

I thought it was hilarious to find Makoto and Misato together.

The bit with Ritsuko was a little thin. You probably could have put either Maya's voice or Shigeru's voice coming out of there.

And the Gendo/SEELE part was a bit humerous.

'We Can't Hear Our Lies With You Panting Like That!'

Great, just great!

And finally, Kaji getting violated by Asuka, was funny to hear the man shriek like that.

Great work. Keep it up.

Write On!

Ouch. I didnt laugh at this one. if you make the people more in character and the situation more believable, or at least a parody of the series, it would have worked better for me. thats all

Nice

funny. some bad grammer, but i think the humor makes up for it.