Reviews for Die, Voldie, Die!
Selena92 chapter 1 . 3/31
Absolutely hilarious. Also BRILLIANT!

Between the Death Eater's apparent enjoyment of stealing their Master's teeth (with Voldy reacting way more lenient than expected), Harry snogging Snape and driving Voldy and his Death Eaters to suicide and the fact those two (Harry and Severus) had made a bet about it all (I assume the bet was whether Harry would manage to kill Voldy without having to fight?), my laugh muscles got a serious work-out.

I hope you'll write another ridiculous way for Voldy to die... ;-)
Sexy Meercat chapter 1 . 10/11/2019
Interesting imagery. I'll admit I've never seen this particular method of demise...
Lorde Shadowz chapter 1 . 10/11/2019
Hahahahahaha! That is the most moronic and at the same time utterly amazing piece of crackfic I have ever had the pleasure of reading! I love it!
tigerlily124 chapter 1 . 6/17/2018
Ok. You got me good. Bwahahahahaha!
arisflame chapter 1 . 12/29/2016
Snogging Snape; not so bad.

But a threesome of Wormtail, Fudge & Umbridge on the other hand... that would have been a massacre.
Guest chapter 1 . 3/2/2016
Oh my goodness gracious what did I just read lock me up now I'm going insane because WHAT
Mermaid's Magic chapter 1 . 6/26/2015
well that was funny :) and I love Snape and Harry machings snape is hot and Harry is cute.
I wonder if anyone with make 'Death by tickle charm'
Mari Wollsch chapter 1 . 4/14/2015
GREAT xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Alexandra Vupre chapter 1 . 4/7/2015
That... planted some rather disturbing images inside my brain...
*completely horrified*
-Yume
FalconLux chapter 1 . 2/24/2015
ROTFL! OMFG! That was...

A mere 571 words, and it was enough to make my stomach hurt from laughing. Congratulations. That's an impressive feat.

KUDOS! Big ones...
kirsty21 chapter 1 . 2/23/2015
lol cool
moonprincess97524 chapter 1 . 9/12/2013
Oh I love this. I haven't seen something like this before 200 points for originality!
Xiaou Nem chapter 1 . 6/7/2013
Very creative...
Obscured Angel chapter 1 . 5/11/2013
Fantastically written! :D
Thanks for the laughs
ZosiaTTT chapter 1 . 2/12/2013
Hahah, that was hilarious! I can't help laughing.
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