I know this is old. I can't help myself. A lofty undertaking indeed, but well done. Very funny. I have to say my favourite line is 'Hand me that, I need it more.' On to chapter two.

Darren, you don't read much shakespeare, do you? :) After I wrote my AI fic I realized I hadn't done much AI fic reading and yours is one of the first. I thought it was lovely. Beautifully written, although I have yet to finish. I do believe Shakespeare would be proud!

huh?