I have to let you know:

In the year 2019, 13 years after this stories' conception, my editor discovered this fanfiction and as a cast, our abridged FMA series had me (our resident Riza actress) and Al and Roy read this out loud.

If it does end up in our abridged series at some point (because Jeo/Al/The Editor) recorded it we will credit you.
Unless you would rather not be associated, lmao.

(Roy Mustang sure had a fine looking cock) Well~~ Riza would know, wouldn't she?

This. This killed me. My ghost is writing this review. Oh my lord, amazing from start to finish.

I have tears running down my face. Tears streaming out of my eyes. Thank you!

This is wonderful XD

What...The...Fuck?

Please! Give us more Bubbles!

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. My only complaint is that I desperately wanted more Bubbles. :D

LOL, didn't see that comming at all XD

-bows down- All hail Anne Packrat!

Omg i was giggling so bad over this I almost had an asthma atttack!

Ah your the best lady ever ma'am!

PFFFFFFFFFT

omg *dies laughing*

That was hilarious XXDD the line "Big mistake. Suddenly Mustang's cock was in my face attacking me." Made me almost fall out of my chair I was laughing so hard X3 "the kind that makes you want never get up in the morning. But then you have to get up because you really have to piss and you don't want to clean up the sheets if you piss in bed.

Yeah, Central is a piss-in-the-bed city. It's wet, it smells, and even though it's warm at first, you eventually just end up shivering in a puddle of your own urine." I had to read that twice. This was so funny X33..pfAHAHHAHAH!

LMFAO WTH? wow that was...i don't even know. but what i do know is that i liked it and it was highly amusing. and yeah i was kinda waitin for the actual rooster to come up. this was genious, either way u look at it, Riza(in detective attire no less XD) fighting a bird or an actual cock is just effin hilarious!

you did mension it didnt you? while reading this seriously(!) there was this alley walk sound or how do i explain it the one used when there is the inspecting and the asking questions and all those other whatsoevers! it was soo cool!