Haha, the cousin from Alderaan bit was hilarious.

Great satire. Never, ever, ever , ever go into a smuggling ship without a full squad of armed troopers. You know what will happen.

Loved the alternative names for the terror testical. (That's my suggestion).

As for the rest, we can now see why some people would be a stormtrooper. I bet rebels don't get weapon inspection.

Good continuation. It occurs to me that troopers must be specially trained in standing still. Probably do that more than fire arms practice.

Haha. That was great. I love it how they are all so caught up in mundane a trivial matters.

hahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa aaaaaa! so fuking unlucky. god don't ya just hate that.

hahahaha. god this is great! and also druids run cafiterias? wow would have thought DROIDS would do that.

This is so funny! PLEASE keep going!

Wow. XD Update soon! 8D

I burst out laughing. Really. Oh, and I sneezed like...twice. Not very fun with allergies, but hey, whatever. I LOVE YOUR STORY LOTS! WOOT! Well, I hope more people to reviews so you can write more, its absolutly funny.

its kind of suductive... i guess... but the first half was good.

Keep writeing and doing your thing.

Chapter 1 was okay.

Chapter 2 was funny.

AND CHAPTER 3 WAS PRICELESS! I choked on a potato chip reading it! YOU MUST CONTINUE!

Where do you come up with this stuff? I know i couldnt be this creative...

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I love the detail. The fact that CK421 is the one that Han stole cracked me up. (although its not like theres any others..)

Why would anyone eat a Geonosian? its like eating a cockroach, and besides, they are intellagent, arnt they?

I also like the refences to real TV shows. (there accually is a book series called 'Jedi Apprentice')

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HeroInGreen64

You know, this is actually good. As for the uniforms... I always wondered about that, too. Plastic... heh. Great fic.