Oh, this was so hilarious! Thanks for writing, sharing, and making me laugh! ;)

Are you going to do any more of these? I really like the troubleshooting for Leroux!Erik, and I can't wait to see what Webber's will be like.

Regards,

Adi

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"Problem: You go to use the bathroom and find your KAY!ERIK leaning over spewing blood into your bathtub."

How funny are you? That's priceless, man. One of the most...awkward parts of the book parodied in an instruction manual! Yay!

"Problem: My Erik is pretty much how you’ve described him: a composer, rather old, introverted, and definitely scary to look upon. However, he’s also suddenly become a little infatuated with money and has mentioned breaking in on the movie business.

Answer: How in the world did Andrew Lloyd Webber end up in one of our shipping packages? Goodness, send him back and we’ll replace him with an actual model immediately. Our apologies!"

HIL-AR-IOUS

again, i laughed myself silly :D more fond of the first chapter, but then thats probably my Kerik-obsession bias talking hehe cant wait for the rest!

*falls over laughing* oh my... XD oh, this is hilarious! heehee id like one KAY!ERIK please (he IS my favorite character on the planet, after all) :D with or without CHRISTINE, i dont mind, just as long as he doesnt disappear on me lol seriously, i love this. faved immediately

lmao. I loved the lightning rod part. Are you going to stop at the ALW Erik or go into the Erik from other versions of The Phantom of the Opera?

Hi Lolly! This is Late. D

Wow, that made me laugh SO incredibly hard! I wish I had just a little bit of the wit you had. I think you need to write more of these! xD

Very clever and a delight to read. You made me laugh out loud so often. Send me a LEROUX!ERIK (I never read Kay) and please update.

Clarification: I definitly want a Kay!ERik

I almost laughed so hard! I say almost 'cause i was in a library, but this is hilarious! Keep it up! and make a Butler!Erik too, 'cause when you do i'll order one!

hahahahah i want 1!

Aw I want a LEROUX!ERIK T.T :D But still this is really funny and creatic I enjoyed all of it! (especially the Part about raoul and christine.) Keep up the good work!

LOL this is incredibly hillarious! brava on a great job! so what's next, the gerik model? lol good job.

-dies- I love this.

rotflmao! it's awesome! one thing though... i don't think you listed 'Items'. just curious about that.