Man, I am SO gonna favorite this!

"Zelgadis stopped in his advance to the door, his face went chalk white. He put the back of his hand to his forehead in a 'swoon', and faints, falling onto his face with a 'thud'.

Gourry suddenly had a stick, and started to poke Zel with it. "Oi, oi, oi, oi."

Lina's face went blank. "Ew..."

Amelia fell out of her seat again and crawled over to Zel. She began shaking Zel frantically, "Oh no! The last one killed Mister Zelgadis!"

Zelgadis didn't respond.

Lina popped up behind Amelia and placed her chin near her shoulder, grinning slyly. "Oh no! Amelia, I think the only thing able to save him is mouth to mouth! Hurry! Quick! Before he leaves us forever!"

Zelgadis' eyes snapped open. In the next moment he was on the other side of the room, plastered against a corner, glancing around warily. Not to mention he was blushing slightly."

I love this. But why is everyone so evil to poor, poor Zelgadis?

Oh my! I can't stop laughing... I always wondered how someone could be so cruel to make such pairing or OOCness!

very good job!

this is going in my fav list!_

XD omg that was total win. It's amazing the different pairings and situations a person can even possibly think of.

NAGA! XD OHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHO~

*stuffing fist in mouth to keep from laughing in the library* Its about time someone wrote one of these!

This story is beyond hilarious. DQBunny told me to read it and now I'm just glad I'm not drinking milk or it would all be coming out my nose right now.

LOL. This is hillarious. I would think that Xelloss would freak out about all those fanfics that pair him up with Filia.

This was a very, VERY funny fic.

Now, whenever I want to scare my friends, I say, "Lina/Shabranigdo". *insert evil laugh here*

LOL!

Yeah, couples of stupidity can be a little wild,ne?

Very funny fic. .

-Leo's Starlight

... ::breath:: !

Oh, lordy... Let me wipe a tear...

My dear, you are offically my hero.

*lol* this is so true xD the scary thing is, that I have seen fanfictions with almost ALL of this pairings *shiver*

Heheheh! That's really amusing! - Good job.

FUNNY! That's just so true. I'm glad you wrote it, it was very entertaining _ Very creative!

I loved this!

heh This should have a sequel...

LOL! *applause* I thoroughly enjoyed that. I'm all for keeping Slayers characters in character. I admit to a few minor lapses, but NEVER THAT extreme. You kept the characters very much as they should be. Excellent! _