Brilliant

Good story and funny as hell too! I really like it!

Oh... hahahahahahahaha! This was hilarious, cute, and funny! I loved it! Great story!

-turtlegirl42

"Oh...

...shit...

He stared at the tentacles with growing horror. “You... you’re all female!”"

*chokes on laughter* Didn't see that one coming- that's priceless. Absolutely priceless.

HA! That was a freakin classic! Never read a comedy Spider-man feature that actually made me laugh that hard. I praise your comedy writing talent. XD

Though...if it's okay with you, I might re-use this concept of "Doc Ock as the Most Desirable Man" in a fic of my own, all credits to you for the original idea, of course.

Fantastic story, defintely a favourite now :P

All the best,

K.B

I love the "Matrix" line. Would you mind if I used that as my signature?

Okay, THIS chapter was pretty funny.

Aw, he should've gotten green! Green with pink ribbons...

But I suppose black leather will do the trick too. So easy to remove *stares into the distance dreamily*

Ahem, where was I? Oreo fetish! Boy genius anyone?

Ah well, guess that's it then. And what a beautiful act of revenge on Jameson that was. Of course, come to think about it, he's an awfully ruggedly hansome male, isn't he? *grins sheepishly*

Anyways, loved your fiction. Could've gone on for chapters more but also the material is probably better off shorter. All hugs for that last piece of tentacle conversation. Great story!

God, this is addictive! Broken-nose-speech. I remember writing drunken... erm, no... let me rephrase that to 'writing the speech pattern for a drunken person' and I found that I couldn't stop for quite some time then. Oi. *shakes head*

"Yeah? Otto grumbled. Tell me something I don’t know.

You are wearing only your boxers."

That has got to be my fave line. Actually there are plenty but I think this one had me laughing the hardest.

And I wish I wasn't so limited with my painting abilities, otherwise you'd immediately find a half-naked Ock with ribbons and a bra on his tentacles on a piece of paper over here.

*whinces* Only one more...

Your malicious idea is priceless. I can just so imagine him standing there, randomly shouting at Spider-Man to leave him alone, followed by the angry female mob suddenly being all over the poor hero.

My sympathy's still with Otto though. Mechanical arms suddenly asking you if you think they're pretty. Hm... would get *me* worried.

And I did actually consider some of them female. Well, in the movie or comics as such I never really thought about it but fanfiction-wise and as far as random thoughts go I like the idea of one or two females, so there's more potential for pesky arguments

And by the way I'm all green-tights-supportive _

Liberating indeed. *grins*

And I can just see his day going downhill from there...

My thought of having mixed-gender tentacles was bad enough already, but carrying four fangirls on his back... ouch

Poor Otto!

My thoughts exactly. *beams* Well, the female response that is. Surprised me a bit the more I got to see of it. And I was kind of picturing canon fans chasing after him in an attempt to give him a bowl cut. Heh

But I'm off topic already.

So yeah, luckily I don't need to tell you to continue this anymore because it's apparently been done and completed which makes me a very happy reader. Love it to bits! And I'm off to the next chapter!

I'm reading your stories like an insomniac. They're so good! Otto was so well portrayed that I wish this was how he was written in comics! I love the tentacles! PERIOD! Ultimate Spider-Man rules! Had no idea why I said that!

Wow. Comedy, drama, and all this in addition to your usually stellar work. You demonstrate a very wide range of talent, and the image of Dr. Octavious, bra entangled in an actuator, will not quickly be removed. I never have met feminine actuators before- I love the idea, and Parker's reaction to a mob of screaming women attacking an enemy. J. Jonah Jameson getting what he deserves- a great thing.

The single most absurd (in the best possible way) Otto fanfiction I've ever read, and I've read quite a few. The story was funny as hell the entire way through. Even the chapter titles, especially "Impending Doom" were great, advertyising the coming suspense and making the readers giddy with anticipations. Characterizing the actuators as teenage girls made me fall out of my chair in laughter, mostly from Otto's sudden realization of their personalities.

From the forced contest judges and Mrs. Jameson's poetic letter to thousands of women AND men chasing poor Otto; from arguing teenage smart-arms and Peter's broken nose to sweetest revenge, 'How Do I Love Thee' stands out as one of the best DocOck fanfictions in his section of the fandom universe. The scenes are superbly well written and they create fantastic visualization, the dialogue couldn't be better (or funnier), and the plot is exceptionally unique (yes, I know I sound like some old-bitty critic. I'm usually not this wordy or articulate :P ).

Being a movie!Ock fangirl made this story all the more hilarious, though I just think he's extremely cool as a misunderstood villain. You, as an author, rock beyond all reason and made my day complete. Congrats on being, to put it simply, amazing with words :).