The bazooka thing was priceless...I can hear the manical laughter now

oh so unbelieveably awesome! you missed out one of them getting shot but hell! stiches throughout the entire time! and the vampire line...

I LOVE THIS STORY! IT IS AWESOME! IM SAVING IT UNDER MY FAVORITES! WRITE MORE PLEASE!

Classic. Instant fave. XD Completely hilarious. No complaints here.

Was the other bizarre thing about Fake (besides the sexual harrassment thing) Ryo's I'm-not-sure-how-I-feel-but-I'll-let-you-molest-me behavior? Of course, there are indeed many other things wrong with it. Still a fun read, though.

I absolutely love you. This was hilarious and bloody brilliant! Please write more!

By the by... what was the other thing that Matoh has not accounted for? I'm afraid that you left it out, and I am curious what you think was forgotten(aside from the financial impossibility of a cop living in a penthouse pad, complete with full kitchen, living room, two bedrooms, etc., in New York City).

I congratulate you on the level of evil in this fic. Positively overflowing. One suggestion for the yaoi showing-duct tape. It works wonders. _

Wow, that was too much. In a good way. Ah, but it's over... how sad... oh well. I wish you luck in capturing as many human males as you possibly can, and forcing upon them the delicious yaoi. (It's a fun pasttime.) :D Thanks so much for this story! I am green with writer's envy!

Ah, too good. I think I earned a few well deserved crazy looks from other members of the household for this one. Next chappy! Yay!

Hahaha! This is great! I envy your skill! Okay, must go read next chapters now!

Oh so evil. Oh so many giggles.

May I have your evil permission to evilly be your evil minion? Because it's been an evil long time since I've laughed so hard. So evilly. I enjoyed this evil little masterpeice of evilness.

-Calico (very evil)

Hey, I remember this one! Back in the day when we only had a crappy VHS copy of FAKE, we used to read this fic and roll ourselves stupid. (I don't refer to myself as "we", by the way - I mean me and my not-so-imaginary friends.) Then links disappeared and we lost this fic. Woe.

I'm so glad I can read my favourite FAKE parody again. It still has that special kick. Granted, the fandom has expanded and changed a lot; there never used to be any Mary Sues and Mpreg fics, but on the other hand, not as many Drake/JJ fics, either. Do continue to write your parodies - they bring mad laughter to my humble home.

Thank you for the giggles, over and out,

Neeks

OMG! *wipes away tears... tears of laughter* this is the best! i bow down to your evilness! bravo!

hahahaha! wow, i've wanted to be evil in reviews of some authors but didn't have the heart to do it. but this? this said it all.

& could i have some of that chicken? :p

this is really an evil FAKE fic. but i like how you have written it. not too cynical. not too rude. not too bad. its good. its funny. its witty and in your face.