I love this because you are evil.

This is a delightful parody! And how funny that it was written well before DH was published. now Tales of Beedle the Bard is coming out. But I bet these tales are as funny as JKR's , or funnier! Thanks for sharing this!

"Alas, my dears. True beauty and brilliancy are always bound to rouse envy and jealousy. D.U."

Which explains her hatred of Minerva McGonagall. HA!

Damn, you are doing a fine job with these stories! You captured Umbridge's cruel, self-righteous tone perfectly, which means that every time I finish re-reading these brilliant tales, I want to go off and strangle something.

LOL! THat was great! AND so true to form!

unbridge has no idea what reality is like

Haha

dear lord how can you stop here.

Continue please (with a cherry on top!)

Hope to see more of your two stories soon,

Bethany

Wonderful idea! Easiest the best Umbridge-fic I have ever read!

Too funny! Laughed out loud! "He couldn't remember his father. Maybe just the taste." Ha

Nice work.

That was...very strange. In a totally good way:D

Hehehe... Great furry tails... err... fairytales... whatever... especially the one about the little werewolf. hehe... the silver spoon of doom! lol (:

Those were...so very strange. But very suitable for Umbridge, long may she roast. I enjoyed that story.

HA! This is great! Umbridge is perfect. But if she insults centaurs, werewolves, or vampires(Gnawing bark? WTF?) one more time I'm going to stangle her.

HAHAHA! that is so umbridge! can't wait 4 ur next chapter

Plotter, Measly, and Deranged! HA! Lovely play on words, my dear. Utterly hilarious! Very Umbridge-y

HAHAHAHA! I like the part about the grandmother giving a werewolf silver! HA! And the whole thing with D.U. and the "esteemed authorities"!