The convent stories sometimes don't even bother with the mortal danger at all.

Sometimes there's even a betting pool involved among the kings own.

Wow, I knew that he was a lot older but not that he was that old.

Well, some fics are based around Krl actually getting pregnant.
As for the rest, yes. Especially the whole falling into each other thing.

This is all very true. Especially the bit about the bed, which pops up in every fandom everywhere,

fking brilliant

Whoohoo! This is pretty awesome! You should do a Trickster parody.

Hahahahaha! You are the most hilarious writer I've ever read. You know exactly how to make fun of these stories without making fun of the actual books and characters.

Hahahahahah hilarious and sadly true for most. I felt like it was particularly true for the convent one though. Really funny, great sense of humor, KEEP UPDATING I WANNA READ MORE!

I'm a KD fan, and I'll confess that most of their fanfics go like this. But there are ALSO the "Kel is knocked up: what WILL we do? Oh, watch Dom father her child, regardless of whether or not he is because he is just awesome like that" and the "Drunken Kel" types. There are some dirty KDs out there though.

Dom's not as innocent as you think. There are some M rated KDs, and some that should be.

HA HA HA! I totally agree. going to read more now...

this is hilarious and oh-so-sadly-true... hehehehehe

yes there is a dirty kel and odm fic it's called a close affair by sheilathetank its number is 3159365 enter that in your fav. stories and you can read it, it was an awesome story.

very funny