Just like usual, you guys did a great job with this chapter, given the circumstances. I'm gonna miss this fic, but I think you guys did the right thing by ending it here.

PLEASE PLEASE DO MORE THIS IS HILARIOUS!

HILARIOUS!

Oh my god this is absolutely hilarious! I needed this today, thank you!

“Self. Proclaimed. Trans. Mexican. Willpower.” No words will ever be better written. This had me dying.

Anyway, I’m so late. I wish I could write humor. My gosh, I’m jelly. The last few lines were perf. I think the part that had me the most shooketh, though, besides the willpower line mentioned above, was the UM/hashtag bit. Like, daaaamnn, I am SO glad I just so happened to look at your reviews before I read the chapter. I never do that.

Also, I may have said this before, but I don’t remember: I love your use of current events in the story. 2020’s throwing hella material at you, too. The world’s gone mad. Anyway, excited to see what you do for the next chapter. Literally, it’s not even possible to predict and I don’t know why I laughed so hard when he called this baby Ham.

This is fanfic gives me life. That moment when he got tranquilized and said, "Feliz Navidad" had me in stitches XD

Oh my gosh, I LOVED when the squirrel attacked Drake xD May or may not name my puppy Xam lollll

Can't wait for chapter four!

Sorry for the bad English. I just woke up when I woke up. But I still stand with I said. Judging from other reviews, clearly my problem with the book has more to do with me than you. I’m just a huge Drake Bell fan and though I understand where it’s coming from, ‘joke’ or not, it’s just saddens me that this is how people view him. To me, he’s just someone who I want to protect, sorta.

Of course, it’s literally just an opinion I chose to share. You have yours with this ‘novel’ and I have mine. Good day.

Is this literally how people view Drake Bell? Just some a unstable day, ‘failed’ musicIan. I know this is supposed to be a ‘joke’ or whatever, but I found it more sad Than funny that you’d make light of the issue of how’s he’s treated. Sure he’s done bad things, but to make this novel. I’m a huge fan of his, so maybe I am slightly but hurt to ran into this. It’s a weird time for everyone. Idk. I’ve met him and he’s nothing, but a wonderful guy. He’s more than just a failed musician in my book and I love that he takes the time to talk to his fans in Spanish. This book would prove to him on why he should and there isn’t anything racist about that. Again, I know it’s supposed to be ‘funny’ I just can’t see it.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh my gosh. This is so funny. Trans-racial Drake. The therapy scene was my favorite part. I thought this was pure satire, but then I read online that Drake Bell is actually doing some of this shit like tweeting in Spanish using Google Translate. My goodness. XD

This is garbage

You’re back! Omg! I really didn’t expect much from this, but the fact that you were able to make the second chapter just as funny as the first is amazing! Here are some of my fav lines:
-“Apparently posting pictures of random colors and fruits was beginning to alarm his fanbase.”
-“...immediately blocked them instead of just unfollowing them.”
-“So Drakey went to Asbury Park and performed "I Found a Way" as he usually almost always does. He had to correct the lyrics for the 25932985349859384598th time.”
-“It was gonna be a plot point but Drake ruined it.”
-"I...I…" He said. "I'm transracial.” Spanish Drake. Drake Campana. It was a new strategy. A new way (he found a way) to get the media to have the spotlight on him.”

Fr this is one of the best stories on here. Always has me laughing throughout the entire thing. I can’t even tell if you’re a Drake fan or not. I love him and the memes of him looking at Mexico rather than the US were funny at first, but then it was so overdid and he’s basically telling an entire part of his fanbase that they suck because they don’t give him as much attention as Mexico does. Everything was just so spot on in this chapter. Idk if I have this story on alerts or not because I don’t even check the e-mail that I signed up with, so sorry it took so long for me to read. I really wasn’t expecting another chapter. Can’t wait for more. If you ever see that I’m taking too long to leave a review, feel free to message me here and let me know you’ve updated. Anyway, this was awesome. Definitely brightened my day. Keep it up!

Oh my God, this is hilarious!