heh... could turn the city into a freaking crime wave if he brought a pound of those to work and handed them out to everybody... i can see the headline now

"Zootopia fox incapacitates whole police department!
experts say the cause was gummy bears!"

JAJAA SI ES HORRIBLE GASTAR EN ALGO Y ENSIMA QUE TE CAIGA MAL Y LO PEOR ES QUE NO SABES COMO DESACERTE DE ELLO

That was hilarious!

It was sort of weird

Very amusing. I think I've had toilet humor spoiled over time (by my father, of course, who is the worlds #1 fan of it according to my calculations), but even then this was a good read. It's funny by being creative with it, not by simply being as abrasive as possible. No grammar or spelling or flow issues I could see either. I'm starting to like this one-shot format too actually.