This is so adorable. I love the flirting and Sirius thinking James was a stripper. Of course James was flattered by this. Everything was so utterly perfect. The banter between the pair was really nice and flowed well and I like the exchange of numbers.
I was slightly thrown when Sirius inputted his number and gave the phone to James since James never gave his phone to Sirius first, but that was just a little hiccup in the story and besides that, the flow was great!
Awesome plot too and I live for Sirius puns.

Omg this was glorious. Can I just say now much I loved drunk frank and embarrassed James? Because they were stunning. There was a typo you wrote stripped instead of stripper but I don’t really care because I loved this AU. When I saw it I was like okay how are you going to make this work but naturally you smashed it. I love Sirius and James stories so much right now and this was perfect. How am I going to pick a fav?!

This was so hilarious. I really started giggling when Sirius was calling James a stripper. I also like how it was Severus as the one with a noise complaint, and how Sirius got out of trouble. This was a really cute, enjoyable read. I really like when a Drunk!Frank came and interrupted as well! :d

Have you seen you? OMG I DIED!
So this is brilliant and made me laugh so much and I love Sirius and James here and I think you just made me actively ship them.
The ending is brilliant, and I really want to read a story about Sirius telling Snape that he gave Sirius his favourite birthday present.
Also... James actually stripping for Sirius... just saying.
This is fantastic and I love it

LOL so glad that Snape got what he deserved, despite his annoying noise complaint!
Also, I love the title of this. It's hilarious because I could completely imagine Sirius thinking something like that. James the cop and Sirius the lawyer are both really good Muggle!AU choices, btw, so nicely done on even that small detail. Overall, enjoyable and fun piece!

YES YES YES YES YES!
Aaahahahaha how is it possible for something to be so beautiful?!
Okay- the whole scenario, with Sirius's absolutely hilarious misunderstanding was just so ridiculous and amazing all at the same time.
Drunk and adorable Frank? Um, can you say perfection? He's just so cute! The way you wrote his drunken determination and his happiness over Alice's name was just too sweet!
And then the flirty banter at the end? I was literally falling over with laughter; you characterized both Sirius and James so wonderfully and their personalities worked so well together!
Fantastic job! :)

Make room for me aboard the Sirius/James train! Someone else wrote it for fan faves, and I liked it. I absolutely loved this. Sirius's mistake about James was absolutely hilarious! I loved how you incorporated Sirius's feud with Severus, especially the line at the end. What if it wasn't Severus after all? Though, I'm pretty sure it was!

Frank's guest appearance absolutely cracked me up. Loved the "he's a jerk" line said with only the determination a drunk person can possess. Lovely line!

The banter between James and Sirius was so well done. I honestly can't pick out a favorite line or part because I loved it all - maybe the whole putting out on the first date thing or how Sirius entered in his contact to James's phone.

Overall, perfect! An excellent and enjoyable meet-cute!

I love the fact that this starts out with [In his defence]. It's just like "what had happened was;" you know the story is gonna be good.

I know where this is heading and omg. I haven't even read it but I'm giggling like mad. Omg. Frank. I also love how you managed to get him sounding drink without being to bad. I'm also loving that Frank light up at the mention of Alice. Too cute.

I'm dying. [Siriusly Available]. This is how I died.

So I was waiting til the end to comment on the flirting. And by Salazar, you didn't disappoint. I loved every second of it, and how easy it was between them. The flirting was on point and ridiculously adore. James was so smooth, like damn son. I just loved this so much.

You absolutely kill me with your interesting choices and prowess at writing. Freaking phenomenal and another favorite of mine.