This is so wonderful. I laughed so hard at "Oh my god!" "What's wrong with you people?" had read it a long time ago. Still makes me laugh to tears xD

Hehe whimsical and great as always

LOL. Funny and pretty darned sexy too. Good work. I can't wait to see what do next!

I'm not the biggest fan of the Kaidan/Shepard pairing, but you nearly swayed me with this fic alone (sorry, Garrus). It's adorable and the dialogue is spot on. I love it! :D

LOL! That was adorable! :)

Wonderful. Love the humor! 'Offensive indeed' in particular.

Hahaha! This is great xD. Thanks so much for sharing

This was awesome, so full o fun and spot on with the characters. I was in the mess with them, laughing and watching their antics. I could just see Kaidan getting uppity about them stealing his bacon and I love the innuendoes. Nicely done.

Bacon is always good. Everybody loves bacon. Not even Javik can find fault with bacon. Bacon is on Chuck Norris' level. Bacon saved the wizarding world. Bacon-