You forgot Deadlock and Dreadlock

Yup, totally agree. English is confusing, lol

Aw, c'mon, English is beautiful for just this reason. XD Or at least hilarious, no?

Thanks for posting!

HAHAHA! YES, please continue

Dude i love this

Certainly not "plain stupid!" I love this! I'm a writing major and a complete grammar nerd, and this makes me so happy! I hate when people mess up when writing or speaking, but honestly, I think it was Dick's intense and intentional butchering of the language that first drew me to like him. Please do continue!
~ Mirnava

Do more! It's funny.

I'd continue this if I were you, it's pretty funny.

Dick, as a fellow Second Language-er (spam all the intuitive suffixes!), I feel you. English can be irritating as heck. :D

And people wonder why the Batfamily is crazy. Ladies and gentlemen, I give the first Robin!