Oh my gosh! Why? Just why? I can definitely see Qrow try and make Glynda go crazy; it definitely seems like something that he would do. I love Qrow, he's one of my favorite characters in RWBY and hope we see him in Volume 4 (Which I am so hyped for, by the way). It was short but very enjoyable, a lot of great humor in this. Great job with this!

There were some funny and witty lines in this like "Vodka nova? That sounds like something you drink that makes you shit fireballs." That is quite a fiery drink to imagine, good lord! I suppose the characters are both drinking so they're going to say dramatic stuff like that..haha the stick out of the *** part is also funny...Actually I got a bit confused by the conversation, she had both the stick and the fireball? Okay, he's lucky she didn't lose her temper and smack him with that riding crop.
SPAG: emdash can be used instead of - a single line, not that it really matters except to grammar extremists :)

Warning: Dragon is completely fandom blind but is doing her best to leave a halfway decent review. Also, I wanted to see what you did with the prompt since I'm the one who said that. :P

I like that she explains what the drink is made of and he just sits there staring at her. It's funny because he sounds like he was trying to make a crude joke, but then she ruined it by stopping to explain things to him. It's also funny because I'm reminded of Sheldon and Penny when I read this.

He is so dirty, asking if she'd like to have someone put one up there. I know nothing about this guy, but I think I'm starting to like his character already.

You really captured the characters here. I can totally see Qrow and Glynda having this exact conversation on the show, along with her not thinking before she speaks XD. Even drunk Qrow is quick-witted, of course. While Glynda can be sober and stumbles over her words so damn easily, haha. She really needs to stop and think for a moment before she speaks, otherwise she is giving Qrow endless ammunition to use against her. But I just can't imagine Glynda winning an argument with Qrow even if she tried, he's just so... haha, I'm imagining her trying and failing magnificently (shitting fireballs included) right now.

[her the handle] her or the needs to go, because I misread and my mind went south really quick XD "her... riding... cro-WHAT!?"

And he already won, Glynda. He already won -.- ehehe.

I really enjoyed this little one-shot, and although I'm completely fandom-blind, I think that Qrow and Glynda's personalities both come through strongly. I love the interaction between them in your opening lines - her leaving an empty stool between them, his pretending not to recognize her - which is so flirty and fun before they even start talking. You worked the quote in well, although I do feel like his response to "the exact opposite of what I need" was pretty predictable. The final line is a lot of fun too, and I like that this little battle between them isn't over yet.

I didnt see that coming. It made me laugh XD