yup

Wow wow wow

this waaaaaas gross

everyone knows that vienna sausages are called frankfurter sausages in vienna, and in frankfurt vienna sausages
so you better apologize to germany

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Frankly you're just awesome. I don't know why but I love love your stories! At a couple of those paragraphs I just couldn't stop laughing it was that funny xD please please continue all your awesome writings~

Ah yes Alfred the Masochist my favorite. Your interpretation of Alfred is great, evidently he actually did have a full brain before, I assumed his frontal lobe never fully developed ;).
Alfreds gotta make a list of his interpretation of all the emogia sometime.

I WAS LITERALLY ROLLING ON MY BED SAYING "WTF JUST HAPPENED!?" AGAIN AND AGAIN! THAT WAS AMAZING IN A WEIRD WAY!

Well, you're certainly back with a vengeance. XD Wilder and grosser than ever, haha. I did wonder if you'd mention Donald Trump and there he was, right on cue. Also see there was a mention of Olaf. I know, right? He THINKS he likes warm hugs. Kristoff knows what's up. (Haha, well, you know my thoughts on Olaf.)

As usual - even though you've been away for a while - you nailed America's batshit nonsense thought process really well, haha. I like that he has progressed (or perhaps regressed) into thinking in emojis. Is the snowman another Olaf reference? XD

The 'Christmas Story' reference is hilarious! I did wonder if you might make that connection, given that your America's brain (or what's left of it, after this story!) is constantly wired on pop culture references. Now I have terrifying visions of overgrown very adult America sitting on some poor mall Santa's lap, though. (Even worse if it's not actually Finland with a fake beard! XD)

...Aaaaand then England fucked him through a bullet wound. I know they say the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach but I don't think it's meant to be taken that literally! XD Well, nobody can ever say you disappoint. You said 'gross' twice and you delivered. ...At least they enjoyed it? XD

Anyway, nice to see you back and on form! You're getting as bad as Sanctuary! (But not quite. You'll never be quite as batshit as that girl, omg... -_-)

I needed more crack in my life! And this fic had me giggling like mad from start to finish!

I can't believe you're back! Keep writing please, your fics are amazing.

THIS

OH MY GOD YOU FINALLY POSTED SOMETHING I keep coming back and checking AND WOW THIS TIME SOMETHING WAS HERE I love you I've read all your fics like five times each bless your soul you are the best thank you pCe

I MISSED YOU AND YOUR CRACKY FANFIFCTION U LIL RASCAL YOU *gives you a noogie*

And as always your stories bring a smile to my face.

What... did i just read. Oh my god. I love your writing style, though, this is probably one of the most hilarious things I've read in a long while. Thank you so much for sharing! :)

Yaaay you're back! I had thought that after your last story you had retired for good, haha
I honestly love the characterisation of America in your fics, and the whole thing with the emojis seems so fitting
Please keep writing! :)

Man! I missed you! I'm so glad you're back with something just as hilarious and awesome! I'll admit when you described the puke I got grossed out, but otherwise, no. I guess the internet has made me immune lol.
Great job! You've inspired me to work on my hetalia fic tonight. Although, mine is much darker and more serious than yours.
Hope to see more from you again soon!