Sorry to say this but this was a total waste of time. I mean no Draco/Ron just Ron as Blaise action which was so not worth the read. God you should put this in a summary at the beginning of the first chapter, "this whole story has no actual Draco/Ron action and I have a man as women fetish that come out when I turn one of the main character Into another female character whenever something even remotely sexual happens. Oh and I also have a food sex fetish." I mean seriously that all this story is.

What is with you and food sex, I mean really :/ at first it was fine but now it's just stupid, and still no fucking Draco/Ron action, kick whore Blaise out already geeze i think this is some man women fetish you have.

You know I clicked on this story because I though it would be a Draco/Ron, not Draco/Blaise for more then half the freakin story if not all because as you can see I haven't read it all yet. So dissapointed right now.

Discusting! Why would anyone eat turkey off of someone else. Lol

I have to say this was hoooot!

O this story was... Crazy lol. It made me laugh scream gasp blush :p so amazing, just, I'm speechless...wait, no I'm not. Was it Mad Eye Moody left in the Malfoy dungeons? Where are they gonna put Reginald. Are Draco and Ron gonna date now that they don't have any polyjuice left or are they going to get Hermione to brew them some more?

Aside from those, I really liked this story. I have not read one single story like was so freaked out lol Ginny was surprising. Everyone was just so, WILLING lol and

Dumbledor didn't know anything? My mind has officially been blown

I shall reread than review better.

Oh that was fantastic! A bit crazy but fantastic! You left things open though... Like who was in the cell next to Reginald's? And what happens now that they've both used up their potions?

Its been many years since this was finished up but a follow-up of some kind would be lovely if you were interested.

blaise is a guy!

lovely

Best chapter so far... I'm so glad that Ron is back in his own body. And Snape is nice... How awesome.

very good story !

fair play this was pretty awesome. I laughed so much.

Anyways great story.

Wow... Nice ending. This was the first Draco/Ron (kinda, seeing as they took turns being a female Blaise...) I've ever read, and I must say that it was quite entertaining. This was well written and fun to read. Good job! ;)

omfg i fucking LOVED this story. everything about it...well i didnt like that ron and draco never had sex as eachother only...but i loved how they continued to make out and stuff. great job hun...here are my favorite parts...be warned...its alot

and – oh god – full, round breasts, the

tops of which he could see peeking out beneath his low-cut white blouse. No wonder

Draco couldn't keep his hands to himself. Ron was having a hard time keeping his own

hands to himself.

LMFAO too funny

Ron looked down to see what he was to

play with and groaned when he realized that it was a topless mermaid who was currently

engaged in brushing her long, blonde hair. She winked at him. Ron looked pleadingly at

Draco, who also winked at him.

LOL. a topless mermaid aha

Her horse turned

towards mini-Lucius and stuck its tongue out.

haha too cute

"I'll buy it!" Ron said decisively, counting out the appropriate amount of money. He slid

it over to Lucius.

"Oh, dear," Lucius drawled. "It seems I've just gained myself a property."

"What?" Ron shrieked.

"It's true," Draco said sadly. "You didn't sing the Slytherin Sonnet before you gave him

the money, so he gets the property by default. Death Eater rules."

Ron's ears turned red. This was War.

lol. well obviously ron never played. they couldve told him ahead of time. aha but its not like he new the song anyway

"Ron is…"

"…such a slut" the earring finished.

HAHAHA

wow lucious fucked ron...or um blaize and draco new and didnt sem to mind. surprising

"How about this?

I'll punish you, and then we'll both feel better." With no response from Ron, Draco

leaned over and set teeth to flesh.

lol. ohh sounds hot lol but sick. ron didnt even bathe aha

He swore that at the next

opportunity he was going to make that bastard Draco pay for it too.

LOL your the one who made him do it!

Upon his prior meeting of The Big Potato, Ron had stiffened and crushed Draco's hand in

a vice grip but managed to remain mostly outwardly calm. Not so this time. This time

Ron screamed, very loud and VERY high. In an unthinking attempt to remove the

monster from his breast Ron started running frantically about the room, waving his arms

ineffectually and bumping into the other guests. This behavior ceased when he tripped

and went careening into Lucius Malfoy, who caught him deftly in his arms, plucked the

offending bug from its creamy white seat and tossed it away to the side. "Having some

trouble, my dear?" Lucius inquired drolly. "I take it we don't like spiders then, do we?"

Ron slapped him, then turned and stalked off to find the punch bowl.

"I'll remember that for the next time you sleep with my Dad then, shall I?" Draco

materialized at Ron's elbow, offering a cup of something that steamed menacingly. Ron

downed it in one gulp.

"You do and you'll wake up castrated in the morning."

I LOVED that whole part it was so funy. love how ron slapped lucius lol

"Don't ask me

what they thought they were doing. The only explanations they offered had something to

do with socks and Ron Weasley being a slut."

hahahah

"Do you think someone is trying to tell us something?" Ron asked as he recognized the

small room the two once again found themselves in.

"Yes, never leave without your underwear." Draco had recovered from his shock

remarkably quickly and was holding up the lacy red thong he and Ron hadn't had time to

find before going back out for the dance.

lmfao i cant believe that draco said that lol

If you're gonna go for a man, go for one with a lot of stamina I guess, Ron thought to

himself.

LOL

He fell into an open

stall and hit his head on the closed toilet, yelping from the pain. He heard a faint giggling

from inside the toilet that sounded suspiciously like Moaning Myrtle. Ron scrambled to

his feet and emerged, walking to the opposite side of the bathroom away from the stalls.

LMFAO I LOVE moaning myrtle haha

"And while we're on the subject, why did you guys tell Professor Snape that I'm a slut?"

he demanded.

haha i new that he'd ask that lol. i love how harry keeps on laughing lol

when Severus Snape strode into the room. "Oh, what sort of mess do we

have here?" Snape muttered to himself before uttering a spell that sounded remarkably

similar to the one Draco had used previously. Ron and Draco were now sitting stiffly on

the couch across from the others. "Have I come at a bad time?" Snape inquired with a

sneer before propping himself on the arm of a chair.

He stared at the group intently before appearing to reach a decision. "You two will, I'm

sure, be of little help at the moment and I'm sure you have things to…" here he paused to

curl his lip in disgust, "work out." He then raised his wand and Ron found himself

sailing backward into a room off the common and landing with a thud on his back. He

scrambled to his feet, realizing as he did that Snape had removed the curse and that Draco

was in the room with him just as the door slammed with a very final sounding bang

LMFAO OMFG. i loved that job. I LOVE SNAPE

"Give me one reason I shouldn't hex you into the next world for what

you've done."

"Professor Snape took our wands?

haha smart ass

"How could you…Why did you…" The edge to Draco's anger seemed to be slipping

away and he was starting to look merely shaken. "..and even with my father? The

thought is just revolting."

LOL

"This is why Gryffindors can't be trusted to gather information," said Snape, "they

blunder into a course of action without learning any of the finer points of what they're

doing." Snape stood up suddenly. "There is only one thing to do. We will destroy that

table. Then we will perform a memory charm on young Mr. Malfoy to erase his

knowledge of this plot. I am still unsure what we should do about explaining things to

Lucius…."

i dont really get why he's helping them

oh i loved when draco just kisses ron right after he got done choking ron when he found out. that scene wa shot

Ron awoke to someone jostling his shoulder. "Wha…" he mumbled sleepily, rolling

over to see who was there. Draco stood by the side of his bed, swaying slightly and

looking quite groggy.

"Move over Weasley." Draco shoved at his shoulder again and Ron shifted over, his

brain too asleep to have much of any comment on the situation.

"I thought you were supposed to be staying in Snape's rooms," Ron murmured as Draco

settled next to him on the bed, one arm draping over him, heavy with sleep.

"It smelled weird in there." Draco sighed, shifting into a more comfortable position.

aw that part is so cute *smiles*

aw snape is being so nice to hermione

"This stuff is terrible! What is in it?" Draco whined. Ron and Harry didn't even try to

stifle the unkind chortles that they were producing. Hermione gave him a Look, and

Draco mutely downed the rest of the salmon-colored brew.

LOL

Umm…Lucius?" asked Blaise quietly from her prone and blindfolded position on the

bed. Her hands were tied to the bedposts. "Lucius?"

When no response was forthcoming, she began to yell. "LUCIUS! WHERE ARE

YOU? UNTIE ME NOW YOU BASTARD!"

"It's a hickey!" Harry yelled triumphantly. He and Ron had wrestled Hermione to the

floor. Ginny stood by, gaping.

Hermione smacked him on the face and stood up angrily.

"So! Who gave it to you, eh?" Ron poked her in the side.

lmfao another great scene ahha

"Hm. I'm going to use as my

excuse the fact that the Malfoys are such good kissers. It has the ability to overwhelm

your brain."

lmfao. its also funy that dracos mother made her practice on her lol

"What is that noise? It sounds like

Harry screaming."

Ron gave into cliché and rubbed his hands together evilly. "We got him wasted and left

him in Ginny's room! Hahahaha!" At this, he fell off the couch.

"Weasley, I think you're more evil than I give you credit for," Draco admitted, poking

the sleeping boy with his toe.

lmfao. too funny. ron falls off the couch lol

that WHOLE scene when snape wakes them up and harry sceams and falls down the stairs..the boys are naked...then there wearning snape clothes lol. that whole part is fucking HILARIOUS

Well, I've already seduced his girlfriend, but he doesn't seem to care…" pondered

Lucius.

well he did when she was RON lol

"What was that for!" Draco's voice was rather high pitched from the cold and the black

robes he was wearing seemed to drag at him as he started slogging back for the shore.

"That was for..." Ron paused and glanced quickly behind him as if remembering that

Hermione and Snape were there. "You know bloody well what that was for!" Ron

shoved Draco back into the lake to emphasize his point.

hahah too funy

'Why do I have to keep seeing Draco naked?' hahaha why are you complaining?

"Father has kept his brother in our dungeons for the past 25 years. No one knows,

and he'd be taken to Azkaban if anyone found out."

holy shit. 25 years? WOW that sucks. poor guy

Ron nodded. "It seems pretty foolproof to me. Of course, the last time I thought that, we

ended up in bed together."

haah

"I guess I can't blame you for jumping on me whenever possible. Blaise is extremely

hot." Ron gulped a bit, remembering just how hot. "Really hot."

LMFAO

"No! I won't! No!" Ron yelled. Draco grabbed his by the arm and pulled Ron's head

down to his.

"Listen, Weasley," Draco whispered furiously. "Do you want any of your friends to sleep

with my father, huh? It's nothing you haven't done before."

Ron gulped, not liking this idea at all.

"Besides," hissed Draco, "when you get back I'll…make it up to you…" he looked at

Ron with an incredibly lewd expression plastered on his face. "I have a very good

imagination."

hahaha poor ron. but later on should be fun lol

This reminded Ron of his own state of undress. "Um, Draco?" he said hopefully. "You don't have a change of clothes I could borrow, do you?"

Draco turned and looked at him quizzically. "Nothing that Blaise would wear. Why, what's wrong with what you have on?"

Ron bit his lip. It seemed somehow infinitely embarrassing to say, "I got no underwear," in front of Hermione, so he opted for the oblique approach. "Remember that problem I had when we left that little room to go back for the dance at midnight?"

"Yeah?" Draco couldn't keep the lewd grin from his face and Ron scowled. Hermione just looked puzzled.

"Well, I've got that problem again."

Draco snorted. "Honestly Weasley, if our lives depended on you finding something we'd be goners for sure."

"I was in a hurry," Ron said from between clenched teeth.

lmfao. omg. there both such whores

"Umm…" Ron asked quietly, "Are there any spiders here?"

"Only in the South Dungeons," Draco answered, holding up his wand, which had a small

flame at the tip. "I used to keep them as pets until father made me move them down there.

The North Dungeons, where Uncle Reginald is, are guarded by flying snakes. But they

won't bother me."

lmfao. wow there way better ahah

"I can do whatever he can," Hermione shot back hotly.

"You can turn into a water dragon, and breathe and see under water?" Hermione wanted

to kill Draco for the sarcasm dripping from his voice but, if that was the case, then they

were clearly right and she was wrong.

"Oh," she said.

lmfao that shut her up

"Are

there spiders in there?" he finally asked in a small voice. Draco just looked at him,

baffled.

"We're running from a kraken and you're worried about SPIDERS?" he finally asked,

exasperated.

"I don't like spiders," Ron said defensively.

Draco just shook his head. "Man, when you turn into a girl you really go all the way,

don't you." Ron opened his mouth as though to say something but then shut it with an

audible click.

lmfao no cuz ron the real ron hates spidesr anyway haahaha

Ginny emitted a sound that sounded like "meep."

"Twenty points from Gryffindor for that most undistinguished noise, Miss Weasley!"

Snape spat. Harry made a sound of disgust as several globules hit him in the face.

"I have never, in all my years of teaching!" Snape ranted, and began pacing back and

forth. "Never! I…"

hahahahaaha i love snape so much. and ginny

Stuff it!" Draco's voice shrieked.

"Shut up!" Hermione hissed back. "We-oof!" A desk tipped over, and Hermione, Draco,

and a tall blonde man tumbled out as if from thin air, landing on the floor. Hermione

cringed and rubbed her head. Draco had landed directly on top of the man that hopefully

was Reginald, planting his elbow squarely in Reginald's nose. Reginald held his nose,

eyes glazed with pain.

"What the hell is going on?" Snape said pathetically, and threw up his hands.

LOL too funy

I'm here!" Ron's voice said. Ron's head appeared, but his body was nowhere to be seen.

"I'm not taking this cloak off, either."

In spite of the pain, Reginald snickered at this.

"Umm…why?" Harry asked.

"Because he has no clothes," Draco answered placidly.

lmfao funny...though i dont get why draco didnt offer his shirt lol

"Um, no," Ron answered, "Actually, I was trying to not flash everybody, actually."

Draco narrowed his eyes. "Shut up, this is important

hahahaha too funny

Awesome Possum! Really good story!