This was an awesome story and is one of my favorites, I really enjoyed reading it. This was hilarious and adorable. While I was reading this in my room I was trying so hard not to burst out laughing so my family doesn’t think there is something wrong with me. I loved how it was written from Jason POV, Jason’s POV is always so funny. I loved all of Jason’s thoughts, theories, and nick names for baby Damien. Your characterization of Jason and Dick was well done. I laughed so hard when they thought they “broke” Damien, had to change his diaper, and at Jason’s excuse for why they needed Babs to buy the diapers. I have to agree with Jason that the scowl is hereditary. If you ever decide to continue this story that would be the best thing ever. Thanks you so much for writing this story it was a masterpiece.
~Christina

will we ever see Alfred reaction?

*cackling*

*Hysterical laughter*

I could honestly see Jim Gordon being highly entertained by this situation, and enjoying a chance to spectate while his daughter runs "babycare 101 emergency crash courses" teaching Dick, Jason, and Bruce how to handle an infant. There's a good chance he's aware that Bruce is The Bat, he just won't let himself confirm it because then he has to acknowledge it and possibly do something about it. It makes it even funnier.

Brothers who don't get along, are utterly awful. Damn.

There's a reason Damian gets stuck with the label "Baby-Bat" or "Mini-Bat", no matter what else happens, pretty much. He really, really, really takes after his father in appearance, bar some hints of Talia's coloring and such. It's adorable and ridiculous. I think when he's all grown up he has more than hints of Talia's build, being tall like both parents but less stocky than Bruce and a little less "Western White Boy".
Honestly, I wouldn't be shocked if Talia cloned Bruce a la Superboy instead of actually getting pregnant the natural way. (That's probably part of how she got the samples, though.) Bruce's DNA plus a little of her own for stability.

*falls over cackling*
That was delightful!

What an entrance. Now they get to yell at him for not answering his phone right away, since he opened the dialogue like that. Bruce doesn't get to be pissy right now. XD

They really need to call Babs again and ask if she'd mind coming over after lunch for babysitting 101 crash courses. They need them. Her dad will probably laugh at them when he's not spluttering about Bruce having an actual kid, though he can keep his mouth shut about it if they avoid telling him in public where eavesdropping happens. It'd probably be a very amusing afternoon for him, watching them flail.

*falls over cackling*

Don't worry too much about the relative ages. A side-effect of the comic-hero problem of "never letting the characters age and die out normally because they're too popular" is that the Batclan, like many, have no consistent layout of the family tree. The different Robins exist as much completely independent of each other as they do as an extended clan, so aside from the official order of "oldest to youngest", literally everything is pretty much game, because every incarnation spells it out differently. I'm not sure they even get consistent official birthdays.

I can completely buy Jason knowing nothing of Talia yet, since you said he hasn't been apart of the family long. She's not exactly the one who spends a lot of time around her beloved's strays or even his territory, so there's a strong chance he wouldn't have met her. Especially since Bruce is the type to try to keep his young protegees away from the more dangerous baddies for as long as possible, which definitely includes League Of Shadows Assassins no matter how infatuated they are.

Absolutely brilliant! I loved this and thank you for writing it.

I love ur stories

love the reaction Bruce gave to learning about Damian

This is one of the cutest things I have ever had the pleasure of reading. I’m so glad it is finally finished. And I for one can’t wait to see what other shenanigans happen after this. Please do make a sequel! I really loved this.