Oh my oh my

This is hilarious and I love it

The summary alone had me in stitches. But after reading this thoroughly I think I maybe dying from laughing so much. I can totally imagine Cobra saying something like this to his inquisitive 9 y.o. daughter. At the same time I'm envisioning Lucy having a "talk" with Gray about what his daughter says in front of hers, and how she will get Happy and Natsu for corrupting her precious baby girl- "Scary Lucy". All in all this was an amazing story.

lol.

It's epic XD

THAT ENDING. I loved it! Just the random idea is just... Yes. This will forever be in my life now. (Meaning this is how the world will be explained to my child.)
Wonderful little story :D

I'm not sure who I feel worse for, Lucy or Gray. This was great.

MY STATUS:DYING OF LAUGHTER

Hahaha! I love Cobra so much! This prompt really is perfect for CoLu!

Funny, and humourus.
I'm going to sell my soul on ebay

Omg that was fucking amazing! considering I dont even know were babies come from... ima go draw satan summoning circles now...

I'M FUCKING CRYING LEX THIS IS HILARIOUS OH MY GOD I CAN TOTALLY SE COBRA LEADING HIS DAUGHTER IN SOME KIND OF FUCKED UP RITUALISTIC SACRIFICE TO THE DARK LORD FOR SHITS N GIGGLES WHILE CRACKING DIRTY JOKES TOWARDS LUCY I'M DONE CAN WE GET A FOLLOW UP WHERE LUCY ACTUALLY IS PREGNANT AND WHEN SHE TELLS THE GUILD, KAYLA IS LIKE "THE RITUAL SACRIFICE WORKED?!" AND EVERYBODY IS FREAKED OUT CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT

This is hilarious! I love it!

Very funny and cute

Everyone can stop writing fanfiction. We found perfection. Go home everyone!