Oh RelaxedReady!

This was funny. I would totally react in the same way... drink everything in sight and quickly leave. Nice! I like this.

Very well written story. I liked the way you set it up and introduced Meredith Stinger. I immediately felt like I knew what kind of person she was just from the elevator ride. I liked how such an ordinary situation (going back to get her phone) turned into an extraordinary experience. And I suppose I would totally freak out too if I saw two giant green toes staring at me under the table.

"he was so close she could take a piggy to market. " - haha! I definitely snickered at that line.

And Michelangelo...he's just so Michelangelo! I thought you captured his essence very well even though it was told from Meredith's point of view. The entire ending was great and I could see it play out so well, especially here:

"Like, nobody…" He booped a smudge of icing right on the tip of her nose, finishing, "…is ever going to believe you!"

Oh man, really funny! Great piece, RR!

Really funny. I can so imagine Mikey haunting the rooftops for an un-attended wedding cake! pity his tablemanners could do with some work.

Loved it! Very entertaining. For a moment I thought maybe it was a bad guy, nope just goofy old Mikey. Good work!

Would love to read more along this same line...meeting a turtle for the first time!

Interesting opening here. Poor lady almost had a heart-attack, I think. Bad Mikey- BAD! Kidding, this was pretty funny. I was expecting something more- I dunno, more about Murray, but this was good!