Mhm because harry knows sooooooooo much.

To be honest I don’t know why Harry would be interested in physics, considering magic, y’know? Same with biology considering that magical healing would be a LOT more worthwhile. muggle biology isn’t exactly relevant to wizards. I hate it when people portray muggles being perfect and wizards so backwards, when obviously the magical system has evolved completely different to the muggle world, and that’s not necessarily a bad thing, and all of the problems in the magical world have very similar parallels in the muggle world too...I’m looking too deep into this aren’t I? This entire rant is from literally one sentence. *facepalm*. Well other than that one sentence I’m really enjoying the story and you’re doing an amazing job, and it’s definitely NOT trash! Stop self deprecating, but I can’t blame you, can I! If I wrote anything I would be hard pressed to show it to ANYONE, and I’d be permanently petrified of it - I probably couldn’t read it myself! But in reality, it’s not that bad, and we’re very grateful that you let this up for us to read!

I adore this story. I really keep hoping you'll update it but I guess you probably won't?
Anyways, this story is one of the best unique Harry stories I've read and it actually inspired me to write my own Harry/snake friendship story "Pretty Parseltongue woman' although its with nagini, not the basilisk. and obviously not as amazing as your writing!

please update one day if u can

Ah, I thought you were just being self depreciating.
I hadn't realised that this was actually unfinished.
Pity.

Ah, I wish that Harry just left it alone.

Why would he care what Ginny thinks?

Well yes the ending sucked what you could do to redeem this fic is rewrite the last couple of chapters have Harry accidentally killing Voldemort with out ever realizing he did it because he never considered Voldemort to be his enemy as he was dead have Nagini follow Harry back to Hogwarts to be killed by Eve. Dumbledore quietly destroys the horcrux with out Harry ever knowing about them and with a heavy hart hits Harry in the back with AK Harry gets scolded by his mum for being a slacker and to get back to HW to finish his NEWTS and for gods sake make some friends. The Power he knows not to mind his own bloody business. Harry gets on with his life and to make his mum happy joins a book club

to be honest going on a war ride through the ministry riding on Eve without sunglasses seems to me to have been a more feasible option

This was amazing. YOU are amazing. I am disappointed this wasn't finished, but I loved your author's note/explanation, and totally agree that this fic's Harry would have called it quits one way or another. Is it weird that I actually sort of want to read an ending where Harry just gives up and runs away or kills himself? Lol. I have a feeling you would have pulled it off with wit and ironic humor, like you did the rest of this fic. Thank you for sharing this with us. I have enjoyed it immensely.

Wait a second here! Doesn't Eve consider Harry to be the proper Heir of Slytherin? And couldn't The Order of the Phoenix just put a thingamajig (like the thingamajig that was around Harry's parent's house but was broken because of Pettigrew) on Eve and make Harry the Secret Keeper? Thus making Eve a giant invisible snakey that will kill you if you are an Enemy of the Heir of Slytherin? I mean, you can't fight what you can't see, after all. It's kinda obvious, once you think about it. And, since Harry can talk to Eve, he could even teach her Occlumency, so that Voldemort wouldn't be able to read her mind when she's being a good little giant snakey and killing the Death Eaters! Ta da! The minimilastic approach to winning the war hath been revealed!

Aw...Eve is adorable!

Poor Severus!

Did...you make the story self demonstrating on purpose, or was that incidental?

I know that you wrote down not to read your story because it's "trash" but I thouroghly enjoyed it. The cop out ending was a little annoying but atleast you posted a semi-ending since a lot people just stop and mark it as complete. Don't sell yourself short

*shrugs* Meh, I love this clever fic regardless. But I understand (as much as a stranger can) your view too.

What you have so far was good the ending sucked you really didn't put much thought into it except for a bad ending did you