Reviews for How Not To Die (Again)
SlashingMoon chapter 2 . 10/22/2017
that was just hilarious. i really hope you'll write more of it
Kenzie Perth chapter 2 . 8/19/2015
The sad thing is everything you've written is the truth.

How about a guide to the Arrancar/Espada?

Or Zanpakutou?

Kenzie Perth out.
poodlecake85 chapter 2 . 7/31/2015
it does seem like you went a bit overboard with the eleventh, but i love chapter two as much as i did chapter one. good work.
Jakman505 chapter 2 . 6/30/2015
love this! it's one of the funniest things I've ever read. A chapter with Ichigo and his pals or the Vizards would be nice. Again LOVE THIS!
Reign of Rayne chapter 2 . 5/17/2015
Ah, this deserves more reviews. It's well-written grammatically (fewer than three errors per chapter, at least in my books) and is a pretty original concept. You write very well and do a very good job with mixing humor with advice that I can definitely picture being useful in the afterlife. Mayuri's warning was definitely the most accurate (or logical, whichever word fits best).
I definitely enjoyed reading this!
-RoR
Houndini chapter 1 . 5/9/2015
How come you didn't mention that Unohana was the first Kenpachi?
Houndini chapter 2 . 5/9/2015
I hope you do a sequel that takes place recently- Rukia finally became vice-captain and the Vaizards came back, yeah!
WolvenWarrior65 chapter 1 . 5/6/2015
I loved this, automatic favorite! The humor in this was well written, and it is one of the few to make me laugh. Have a cookie or two hundred.
Krazyfanfiction1 chapter 2 . 5/5/2015
heh..
amazing chapter as usual
WELL worth the wait.
i wonder what you will come up with next?
keep up the good work
poodlecake85 chapter 1 . 1/28/2015
given how rarely regular shinigami actually interact with the captains, these rules don't particularly apply.
Mainly this is because they have better places to be, better people to talk to. or they have a lot of work to do.

still, this is funny. you should do another one with the lieutenants. because they actually interact with the regular shinigami.
thegoatjoke chapter 1 . 1/24/2015
This is so hilarious! I love it!
Schmoes chapter 1 . 1/2/2015
Oh goodness, I am crying. This really cracked me up. Either we have similar senses of humor, or I am willing to giggle at anything because it's so late. (I'm leaning towards the former)

There were a few typos in it, but nothing bad enough to detract from the Guide.

This was truly a treat to read, thank you for posting this.

Take care of yourself, dear.
Krazyfanfiction1 chapter 1 . 1/1/2015
AMAZING chapter as always
well worth the wait.
yay bleach!
keep up the good work as always